A goose talking to duck at the local pond. β€œMy husbands gone away for a few weeks to Africa”. β€œOh really.” Says the the Duck β€œUganda?”...

β€œNo I’m a goose. My husband is a gander”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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SO says: we’ve been to a lot of cool places - Uganda, Germany...

I say: yeah, I’ve gone to Germany, have Uganda Germany?

She sighed, then walked over and said β€œok, here’s the high five you think you deserve.” She’s a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smedes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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After a nice day's hiking in Uganda..

We get to the little lodge thing, and my friend leaves his sodden boots outside to dry. The next morning, we get up to find that the local mutts have torn them to pieces.

He's pretty upset, and wondering what to do: 'Do you think my insurance will cover it?' he ponders...

'Nah mate, check your policy. You'll find there are exemptions for 'Theft, Fire, and Acts of Dog'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8979323
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2015
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Can you name a country in Africa?

Well Kenya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I can't either.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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It's urgent Tina.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesy_Crust
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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What did the man say when his trip got cancelled to Africa?

Uganda be kinding me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i30cluy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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What do you call an astronaut who was in a failed mission?

an Astro-not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHamod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Dad, can I go to East Africa?

I dunno, Kenya?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azureal
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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Humanlike machinery has been discovered in Africa. These machines make funny African related puns, which some humans feel threatened by.

But if Botswana compete with me, that's fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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2 Friends named Ryan and Dave were fixing up a car. They’re Country-Geeks by day, and Racers by night.

Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?

Dave: No, but you bet I’m Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?

R: Sure.

Car makes weird sound

R: Guatemala with the car?

D: I’m Czeching it out, and it seems like something’s wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, let’s put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.

R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.

D: Yep, and it’s definitely China distract me.

R: I’m kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.


R: Oman, it’s already 9 Pm, there’s Norway that we can fix it by tonight.

D: That’s what we are Guinea find out.

R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but it’s pretty risky.

D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm

R: Ok, Tur the Key!

Car turns on

D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I can’t Bolivia did it!

R: Hey, I can’t Belize it either!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnThePekka
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Two geese having a chat.....

....”Yes, my husband has gone on a trip to Africa” β€œUganda?” β€œ No, I’m a goose, my husband is a gander!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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