A goose talking to duck at the local pond. โ€œMy husbands gone away for a few weeks to Africaโ€. โ€œOh really.โ€ Says the the Duck โ€œUganda?โ€...

โ€œNo Iโ€™m a goose. My husband is a ganderโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cwwspurs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 17
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SO says: weโ€™ve been to a lot of cool places - Uganda, Germany...

I say: yeah, Iโ€™ve gone to Germany, have Uganda Germany?

She sighed, then walked over and said โ€œok, hereโ€™s the high five you think you deserve.โ€ Sheโ€™s a keeper.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/smedes
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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After a nice day's hiking in Uganda..

We get to the little lodge thing, and my friend leaves his sodden boots outside to dry. The next morning, we get up to find that the local mutts have torn them to pieces.

He's pretty upset, and wondering what to do: 'Do you think my insurance will cover it?' he ponders...

'Nah mate, check your policy. You'll find there are exemptions for 'Theft, Fire, and Acts of Dog'

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/8979323
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 18 2015
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What did the man say when his trip got cancelled to Africa?

Uganda be kinding me

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/i30cluy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 12
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It's urgent Tina.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cheesy_Crust
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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What do you call an astronaut who was in a failed mission?

an Astro-not

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrHamod
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Humanlike machinery has been discovered in Africa. These machines make funny African related puns, which some humans feel threatened by.

But if Botswana compete with me, that's fine.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TommehBoi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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Two geese having a chat.....

....โ€Yes, my husband has gone on a trip to Africaโ€ โ€œUganda?โ€ โ€œ No, Iโ€™m a goose, my husband is a gander!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cwwspurs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Dad, can I go to East Africa?

I dunno, Kenya?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/azureal
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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2 Friends named Ryan and Dave were fixing up a car. Theyโ€™re Country-Geeks by day, and Racers by night.

Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?

Dave: No, but you bet Iโ€™m Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?

R: Sure.

Car makes weird sound

R: Guatemala with the car?

D: Iโ€™m Czeching it out, and it seems like somethingโ€™s wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, letโ€™s put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.

R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.

D: Yep, and itโ€™s definitely China distract me.

R: Iโ€™m kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.


R: Oman, itโ€™s already 9 Pm, thereโ€™s Norway that we can fix it by tonight.

D: Thatโ€™s what we are Guinea find out.

R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but itโ€™s pretty risky.

D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm

R: Ok, Tur the Key!

Car turns on

D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I canโ€™t Bolivia did it!

R: Hey, I canโ€™t Belize it either!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JohnThePekka
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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