“No I’m a goose. My husband is a gander”
I say: yeah, I’ve gone to Germany, have Uganda Germany?
She sighed, then walked over and said “ok, here’s the high five you think you deserve.” She’s a keeper.
We get to the little lodge thing, and my friend leaves his sodden boots outside to dry. The next morning, we get up to find that the local mutts have torn them to pieces.
He's pretty upset, and wondering what to do: 'Do you think my insurance will cover it?' he ponders...
'Nah mate, check your policy. You'll find there are exemptions for 'Theft, Fire, and Acts of Dog'
Uganda be kinding me
an Astro-not
But if Botswana compete with me, that's fine.
Ryan: Are you Finnished yet?
Dave: No, but you bet I’m Russian to fix it! Israelly confusing. Kenya help me out?
R: Sure.
Car makes weird sound
R: Guatemala with the car?
D: I’m Czeching it out, and it seems like something’s wrong with a piston or two. You got any ideas, because Iran out. What a Spain. Oh well, let’s put some elbow Greece and try to finish it by tonight.
R: I hope so. Damn, tonight is a Chile one.
D: Yep, and it’s definitely China distract me.
R: I’m kinda Hungary, I want Togo buy a sandwich or two.
Later
R: Oman, it’s already 9 Pm, there’s Norway that we can fix it by tonight.
D: That’s what we are Guinea find out.
R: I will Taiwan more way to speed things up, but it’s pretty risky.
D: Well, we somehow Ghana find out. 10:30 Pm
R: Ok, Tur the Key!
Car turns on
D: Yes! The Caribb is ean! Uganda be kidding me! I can’t Bolivia did it!
R: Hey, I can’t Belize it either!
....”Yes, my husband has gone on a trip to Africa” “Uganda?” “ No, I’m a goose, my husband is a gander!”
