Which deity did the Aztecs worship at lunchtime?

Pretzelcoatl

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What’s so great about having an Aztec Lawyer?

They get right to the heart of the problem.

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👤︎ u/ContextEFT
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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What do you call an Aztec-themed strip club with a live DJ?

"TechnoTitLand"

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📅︎ Mar 07 2018
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Aztec space needle upheaval
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📅︎ May 02 2017
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Aztec human sacrifice wasn't as serious as historians make it out to be.

It was actually quite a lighthearted affair.

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📅︎ May 03 2018
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Shout out to the Aztecs making the calendar - Honestly, it made my day
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👤︎ u/tyork_
📅︎ Oct 30 2016
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The wife has been sick lately...

and I noticed that her green underwear (usually reserved for certain times of the month) had been rinsed and thrown into the hamper. Suspecting she had been doing the Aztec two-step in the chocolate rain, I held up up the pair of panties and asked what color she thought her panties were. "I dunno...lime green?" she guessed. To which I responded, "Are you sure they're not shartreuse?"

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📅︎ Dec 19 2016
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Aztek

Context: Conversation between Friend 1 and Friend 2 about Friend 1's Pontiac Aztek

F1: "Hey, my car doesn't have a flippy gas cover thing, is it supposed to have one?"

F2: "I don't know actually, I'm not an expert on Aztecs, I'm more of an Inca kinda guy."

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👤︎ u/veedees
📅︎ Jul 27 2016
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Double dad joke in Global class

I was teaching a review lesson on the Aztecs to my 9th grade global students. We were covering chinampas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinampa) and I decided to lighten the mood by saying "considering the technology they had at the time, chinampas are pretty a-maize-ing. Sorry that was a corny joke." Didn't get a single laugh.

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👤︎ u/charty37
📅︎ Jun 11 2014
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