My friend told me that eagles eat small insects and seeds
My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.
What do you call a sick eagle?
What’s the difference between a fly and an eagle?
An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.
Why dont eagles and eels breed?
Sick eagle crossed the border without a passport
Why didn’t the vet treat the eagle?
Did you hear about the bald eagle that became a preacher?
He thought he was a bird of pray.
This is an ill eagle image. (Don't worry, he's much better now.)
Why don’t you breed an eel with an eagle?
What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?
Did you know there is a church for the Eagles?
They are birds of pray after all.
An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up?
Eagle: No, why? Eel: Because it would be EEL-Eagle!
Why did donald trump throw the sick eagle out of USA?
Ted the eagle was joking with his friend, Manny, who has an extra foot.
"You are a bird of Manny talons", said Ted. Manny responded, "I really think that you are two talon Ted".
Eagle rights for everyone
I shot an Eagle at my local golf course today.
Apparently you go to jail for killing a protected species.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They both live underground except for the eagle
Why does the government hate it when eagles fall sick?
Why are Eagles so religious?
because they’re birds of prey
Why can't the eel and the eagle work together?
Because it would be EelEagle
Me: The eagles won last night.
Coworker: oh did you watch the game?
Me: covered in blood and scratches
what game
I thought this was ill eagle but maybe I'm mistaken
My computer is only showing ads for American Eagle, Urban Outfitters, GAP and Cheesecake Factory.
I think it's infected with Mall-ware
Why did the Eagles win the Super Bowl?
My pet eagle is proficient in sports, music, academics and work
You could say that he's a Talon-ted bird
What's Mufasa's favorite Eagles' song?
You Can't Hide Your Lion Eyes
for the 4th of july, here's a little known america fact: did you know that as the national bird, there’s a whole list of things that you can’t do to an eagle under federal law?
obviously you can't kill one, but you also can't relocate one from where it's living, cause an eagle nest to come to any harm, and the oddest part, as i'm not sure how they'd even track this, is there's even a bit in the law about infecting them with any communicable diseases?
but i suppose there's really no way around that being ill eagle
What do u call an eagle thats sick..?
What do you call a sick eagle
A sick eagle crossed the border without a passport
What do you call a sick eagle?
What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?
Why can’t you breed an eel with an eagle?
Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle?
What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?
Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle?
What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?
What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?
Why can an eagle not be sick?
Because that would be illegal
What do you call a sick eagle?
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