Eagle puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLeader11037
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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My friend told me that eagles eat small insects and seeds

I said β€œthat’s bushtit!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greenyboi225
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingogordy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morcana4life
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What’s the difference between a fly and an eagle?

An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/butmuhfreedoms
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Why dont eagles and eels breed?

Because its eeleagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlobbyChong
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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What do u call an eagle thats sick..?

Illegal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesomnolentkoala
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Sick eagle crossed the border without a passport

He is now ill-eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Water-into-weed
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Why didn’t the vet treat the eagle?

It was ill-eagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBrokeABone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Did you hear about the bald eagle that became a preacher?

He thought he was a bird of pray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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This is an ill eagle image. (Don't worry, he's much better now.)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_PoodlePants
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Why don’t you breed an eel with an eagle?

It’s Eeleagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swoholo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why can’t you breed an eel with an eagle?

It’s Eeleagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Did you know there is a church for the Eagles?

They are birds of pray after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up?

Eagle: No, why? Eel: Because it would be EEL-Eagle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Why did donald trump throw the sick eagle out of USA?

Because it was illeagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darealhama
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle?

It's eeleagle...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_the_black_hole
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Ted the eagle was joking with his friend, Manny, who has an extra foot.

"You are a bird of Manny talons", said Ted. Manny responded, "I really think that you are two talon Ted".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Ill eagle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/usernametakenexe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Eagle rights for everyone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigOleFerret
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Why can an eagle not be sick?

Because that would be illegal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Husain_Sial
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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I shot an Eagle at my local golf course today.

Apparently you go to jail for killing a protected species.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground except for the eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatcornellbitch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Why does the government hate it when eagles fall sick?

Because it’s β€œill eagle”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subradu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Why are Eagles so religious?

because they’re birds of prey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adc2502
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Why can't the eel and the eagle work together?

Because it would be EelEagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreatBarrel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Me: The eagles won last night.

Coworker: oh did you watch the game?

Me: covered in blood and scratches what game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartan-Mav
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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I thought this was ill eagle but maybe I'm mistaken
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aushire
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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My computer is only showing ads for American Eagle, Urban Outfitters, GAP and Cheesecake Factory.

I think it's infected with Mall-ware

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Why did the Eagles win the Super Bowl?

They're very talonted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigdogbrowndog
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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My pet eagle is proficient in sports, music, academics and work

You could say that he's a Talon-ted bird

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryan_the_raging99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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What's Mufasa's favorite Eagles' song?

You Can't Hide Your Lion Eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrochetKitten
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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for the 4th of july, here's a little known america fact: did you know that as the national bird, there’s a whole list of things that you can’t do to an eagle under federal law?

obviously you can't kill one, but you also can't relocate one from where it's living, cause an eagle nest to come to any harm, and the oddest part, as i'm not sure how they'd even track this, is there's even a bit in the law about infecting them with any communicable diseases?

but i suppose there's really no way around that being ill eagle

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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What do you call a sick eagle

An illegal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/INamedTheDogYoda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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A sick eagle crossed the border without a passport

He is now ill-eagle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Water-into-weed
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrtyux
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle?

Because it's eeleagle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirbykooll
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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What do you call a sick eagle?

illegal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeatForm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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