They only own carrions
"I'm sorry, sir, you're only authorized ONE carrion."
They're not allowed carrion luggage.
They fired him on day one. He was caught eating carrion.
And said, "Sorry, everyone is allowed only one piece of carrion."
...and the vulture said, "I'm clearly permitted one piece of carrion luggage."
He had an excessive amount of carrion luggage.
They are carryon birds.
They just keep calm and carrion
his carrion was overstuffed
The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, you're each only allowed one carrion."
They didn’t like his carrion.
A carrion bag
the air hostess noticed the rotten meat they had with them and said "hey you cant bring that on board" Vulture" but this is carrion luggage"
Just their carrion
...because there's a limit of one carrion bag
They only have carrion luggage.
A vulture tried to board a plane carrying two dead raccoons, but the flight attendant stopped it and said, "Sorry, we only allow one carrion."
Last week I was flying home from a business trip out of Dallas/Ft. Worth. I'm in line waiting to board and in front of me is a vulture. He's dragging a squirrel carcass behind him in one hand and a dead possum in the other. The line is moving pretty quick until the vulture gets to the ramp and winds up in an argument with the guy scanning tickets. The attendant at the gate says to the vulture, "sir, you are only permitted one piece of carrion."
Because carrion costs extra.
Carrion my wayward son, of course.
I work at a zoo on weekends. We were feeding the King Vultures their meat diets today.
The female almost always gets her meat stolen by the male, so we have to keep the male away while she eats the meat off the exhibit floor.
The other keeper wondered aloud why the male would want her food when he has the same thing waiting on his perch. I said "He must prefer ground beef."