They just take carrion.
They prefer carrion
The Prince of the vultures had always been a rebel, but he surprised everyone when he announced he was going to be a vegetarian. And nobody expected this to divide the vulture kingdom, with nearly half the vultures supporting the Prince's choice. Tempers flared, and civil war was brewing when the Prince burst into the King's chambers.
"Father," he cried, "I never meant to cause this. I'll do anything you say to reunite the kingdom. Please, Father, what should I eat?"
The King set a plate of roadkill in front of the Prince, and said "Carrion, my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done."
The vulture said. "Oh this? This is my carrion luggage."
Do you have any baggage to declare?
No thanks, just carrion.
"I'm sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger'.
They're not allowed carrion luggage.
"I'm sorry, sir, you're only authorized ONE carrion."
...and the vulture said, "I'm clearly permitted one piece of carrion luggage."
They fired him on day one. He was caught eating carrion.
And said, "Sorry, everyone is allowed only one piece of carrion."
He had an excessive amount of carrion luggage.
They just keep calm and carrion
They are carryon birds.
his carrion was overstuffed
They didn’t like his carrion.
Just their carrion
the air hostess noticed the rotten meat they had with them and said "hey you cant bring that on board" Vulture" but this is carrion luggage"
...because there's a limit of one carrion bag
A vulture tried to board a plane carrying two dead raccoons, but the flight attendant stopped it and said, "Sorry, we only allow one carrion."
Last week I was flying home from a business trip out of Dallas/Ft. Worth. I'm in line waiting to board and in front of me is a vulture. He's dragging a squirrel carcass behind him in one hand and a dead possum in the other. The line is moving pretty quick until the vulture gets to the ramp and winds up in an argument with the guy scanning tickets. The attendant at the gate says to the vulture, "sir, you are only permitted one piece of carrion."
Because carrion costs extra.
Carrion my wayward son, of course.
I work at a zoo on weekends. We were feeding the King Vultures their meat diets today.
The female almost always gets her meat stolen by the male, so we have to keep the male away while she eats the meat off the exhibit floor.
The other keeper wondered aloud why the male would want her food when he has the same thing waiting on his perch. I said "He must prefer ground beef."
The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, you're each only allowed one carrion."