When the Wright Brothers were arrested for trespassing at Kitty Hawk, the judge refused to grant them bail...
...he considered them a flight risk.
What does Tony Hawk use to landscape his yard?
What dating app does Tony hawk use?
Dwayne "The Hawk" Johnson
A hawk landed on my head yesterday
It was perfect because I thought I needed some mohawk.
What do you call a religious hawk?
My mom used to fly Black Hawks and Hueys.
I guess you could say she's a helicopter parent.
A once saw a hawk fall off a branch.
One thing is for certain about the men who invented, built, and flew the world's first successful airplane at Kitty Hawk...
They were the Wright brothers for the job
What did the mouse say walking into a bar full of hawks
I have the heart of a lion, the eyes of a hawk, the brains of a chimpanzee
Not to mention a lifetime ban from at least three zoos.
What does a hawk call a high ledge?
My dad knows a hawk from a handsaw
Tony Hawk's 900 really changed skateboarding...
I guess you could say it was revolutionary.
Whats a hawks favorite sport?
My wife noted an unusual number of hawks in the sky today.
I responded "maybe they're part of a hawk-y team!"
I finally got around to reading that Stephen Hawking book!
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. . .
Stephen hawking died on the most irrational day of the year
Steven Hawking made lots of discoveries
He must have always been speechless
Stephen Hawking was from the UK
But if he was from the US, he would be Stephen YeeHawking
I told my son I was named after Stephen Hawking
Son: “But dad, your name is John.”
Me: “I know, but I was named AFTER Stephen Hawking.”
Do you know how Stephen Hawking's kids used to refer to their mother's lover?
If I ever lose my voice I want to have the Stephen Hawking voice modulator.
I’ve always wanted to speak intelligently.
What do you get when you cross a bird of prey and a pig?
It took me forever, but I finally finished Steven Hawking’s book.
What is it called when Einstein, Carl Sagan, and Stephen Hawking masturbate?
Despite his condition, Stephen Hawking figured out how to get erections again.
He disabled his pop-up blocker.
Stephen Hawking is actually pretty funny..
But I don't think he could do standup.
What are Stephen Hawking's favorite fruit?
Why is Stephen Hawking regarded as the smartest man ever?
He can never stand corrected.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking is writing a new book on the 4th dimension?
Had a Zoom call about whether or not to acquire a new bird of prey
It was an add hawk meeting.
Everyone thinks Jesus is great because he walked on water.
But Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
What's a bird's favourite sport?
I finally got around to reading that Stephen hawking book.
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