What does Tony Hawk use to landscape his yard?
What dating app does Tony hawk use?
A hawk landed on my head yesterday
It was perfect because I thought I needed some mohawk.
Dwayne "The Hawk" Johnson
What do you call a religious hawk?
My mom used to fly Black Hawks and Hueys.
I guess you could say she's a helicopter parent.
One thing is for certain about the men who invented, built, and flew the world's first successful airplane at Kitty Hawk...
They were the Wright brothers for the job
A once saw a hawk fall off a branch.
What did the mouse say walking into a bar full of hawks
I have the heart of a lion, the eyes of a hawk, the brains of a chimpanzee
Not to mention a lifetime ban from at least three zoos.
What does a hawk call a high ledge?
My dad knows a hawk from a handsaw
Tony Hawk's 900 really changed skateboarding...
I guess you could say it was revolutionary.
Whats a hawks favorite sport?
My wife noted an unusual number of hawks in the sky today.
I responded "maybe they're part of a hawk-y team!"
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. . .
I finally got around to reading that Stephen Hawking book!
Steven Hawking made lots of discoveries
He must have always been speechless
Stephen Hawking was from the UK
But if he was from the US, he would be Stephen YeeHawking
Stephen hawking died on the most irrational day of the year
I told my son I was named after Stephen Hawking
Son: “But dad, your name is John.”
Me: “I know, but I was named AFTER Stephen Hawking.”
Do you know how Stephen Hawking's kids used to refer to their mother's lover?
Rest In Peace Steven hawking
If I ever lose my voice I want to have the Stephen Hawking voice modulator.
I’ve always wanted to speak intelligently.
Had a Zoom call about whether or not to acquire a new bird of prey
It was an add hawk meeting.
What's a bird's favourite sport?
It took me forever, but I finally finished Steven Hawking’s book.
Despite his condition, Stephen Hawking figured out how to get erections again.
He disabled his pop-up blocker.
Everyone thinks Jesus is great because he walked on water.
But Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
What is it called when Einstein, Carl Sagan, and Stephen Hawking masturbate?
Sure, Jesus could walk on water...
But Stephen Hawking ran on Batteries
Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best...
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey stood nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker.
Stephen Hawking is actually pretty funny..
But I don't think he could do standup.
What are Stephen Hawking's favorite fruit?
Why does Stephen Hawking have difficulty speaking in public?
Maybe he's socially hawkward.
I've been really keen on watching the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket launches lately...
... Guess you could say that I've been watching them like a hawk!
Why is Stephen Hawking regarded as the smartest man ever?
He can never stand corrected.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking is writing a new book on the 4th dimension?
I finally got around to reading that Stephen hawking book.