Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Hawk"
Face plants
It was perfect because I thought I needed some mohawk.
I guess you could say she's a helicopter parent.
Boy, was that hawkward.
They were the Wright brothers for the job
Haaaawkward!
Not to mention a lifetime ban from at least three zoos.
I guess you could say it was revolutionary.
I responded "maybe they're part of a hawk-y team!"
It's about time!
Meets here last Wednesday night at 7:30
He must have always been speechless
But if he was from the US, he would be Stephen YeeHawking
**edit: for those saying he died on 3/13
A Ham-Hawk..
Son: “But dad, your name is John.”
Me: “I know, but I was named AFTER Stephen Hawking.”
The walking dad
I’ve always wanted to speak intelligently.
It’s about time.
It was an add hawk meeting.
He disabled his pop-up blocker.
But Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
But I don't think he could do standup.
Cherries.
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey stood nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker.
He can never stand corrected.
It's about time!
It’s about time.
But Stephen Hawking ran on Batteries
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