Tiny hawk
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What does Tony Hawk use to landscape his yard?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What dating app does Tony hawk use?
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︎ Jun 19 2020
A hawk landed on my head yesterday
It was perfect because I thought I needed some mohawk.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Dwayne "The Hawk" Johnson
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Stephen Hawk
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︎ Jul 18 2019
What do you call a religious hawk?
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︎ Jun 12 2019
My mom used to fly Black Hawks and Hueys.
I guess you could say she's a helicopter parent.
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︎ Nov 20 2019
A once saw a hawk fall off a branch.
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︎ Jul 07 2019
One thing is for certain about the men who invented, built, and flew the world's first successful airplane at Kitty Hawk...
They were the Wright brothers for the job
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︎ Nov 06 2019
What did the mouse say walking into a bar full of hawks
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︎ Feb 01 2019
I have the heart of a lion, the eyes of a hawk, the brains of a chimpanzee
Not to mention a lifetime ban from at least three zoos.
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︎ Mar 26 2018
What does a hawk call a high ledge?
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︎ Nov 08 2015
My dad knows a hawk from a handsaw
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︎ Oct 18 2013
Tony Hawk's 900 really changed skateboarding...
I guess you could say it was revolutionary.
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︎ Oct 24 2015
Whats a hawks favorite sport?
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︎ Dec 17 2013
My wife noted an unusual number of hawks in the sky today.
I responded "maybe they're part of a hawk-y team!"
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︎ Sep 05 2015
I finally got around to reading that Stephen Hawking book!
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Notice: Time Travel Club meeting
Meets here last Wednesday night at 7:30
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Steven Hawking made lots of discoveries
He must have always been speechless
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Stephen Hawking was from the UK
But if he was from the US, he would be Stephen YeeHawking
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Stephen hawking died on the most irrational day of the year
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︎ Mar 14 2018
What do you get when you cross a bird of prey and a pig?
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I told my son I was named after Stephen Hawking
Son: βBut dad, your name is John.β
Me: βI know, but I was named AFTER Stephen Hawking.β
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︎ May 05 2019
Mike Rowe Waved
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Do you know how Stephen Hawking's kids used to refer to their mother's lover?
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︎ Sep 25 2019
If I ever lose my voice I want to have the Stephen Hawking voice modulator.
Iβve always wanted to speak intelligently.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Stephen Hawking
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︎ Mar 14 2018
It took me forever, but I finally finished Steven Hawkingβs book.
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︎ Apr 19 2018
Had a Zoom call about whether or not to acquire a new bird of prey
It was an add hawk meeting.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Despite his condition, Stephen Hawking figured out how to get erections again.
He disabled his pop-up blocker.
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︎ Jan 10 2019
What is it called when Einstein, Carl Sagan, and Stephen Hawking masturbate?
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︎ Jul 20 2017
What's a bird's favourite sport?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Everyone thinks Jesus is great because he walked on water.
But Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Stephen Hawking is actually pretty funny..
But I don't think he could do standup.
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︎ Aug 25 2015
What are Stephen Hawking's favorite fruit?
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︎ Aug 31 2015
Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best...
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey stood nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Why is Stephen Hawking regarded as the smartest man ever?
He can never stand corrected.
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︎ Aug 17 2016
Did you hear Stephen Hawking is writing a new book on the 4th dimension?
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︎ Mar 08 2016
I finally got around to reading that Stephen hawking book.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
Sure, Jesus could walk on water...
But Stephen Hawking ran on Batteries
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︎ Jul 04 2020
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