Back in the day when sparrows had names, sparrows named Gus wouldn’t fare too well.

People love eating Asparagus.

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Captain Jack Sparrow would be proud reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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Sparrows (xpost /r/comics) imgur.com/anLnTyT
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Jack Sparrow would be a great philosopher

His thoughts are very depp

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What do you call a pirate on drugs?

Crack Sparrow

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Nihilist Dad Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win a prize? Because he stood alone in his field! He stood there for years, rotting, until he was forgotten.

I tell my kids, you’re allowed to watch the TV all you want… Just don’t turn it on! This way they will begin to understand the futility of all things.

How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together. Like all animals, it is an automaton, driven by blind genetic imperative, marching slowly to oblivion.

Why don’t skeletons go trick or treating? They have no body to go with them! The skeletons are like us: alone, empty, dead already.

I don’t really like playing soccer. I just do it for kicks! Like all of humanity, I pretend to enjoy things, and others pretend to care about my charade.

You hear about the moon restaurant? Good food, no atmosphere! If you eat there, you forfeit your life, which would make no difference to the universe as a whole.

Why did the blonde focus on an orange juice container? It said concentrate! She realized that society’s dep

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Einstein:"What do you call a bird that doesn't eat?" spinnerdisc.com/einstein3…
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Did you hear about the bird over selling pirated dumbbells?

Police fear they'll never be able to apprehend Jacked Sparrow.

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