What do you get when you combine a grocery store and a clothing store?
Apple Crumble and Finch
HELP!? How do I make this joke work...cause everyone hates it....
Q: How big was the lonely finch?
A:Ostrich-sized
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Our Parrots
The girlfriend and I were waiting for a show to load so I said, "I'm gonna go to the bathroom". She says, "ok, I'm gonna look at /r/parrots" and I reply with, "we don't have any parrots".
No reaction, not even a flinch.
