Robin: β€œThe Batmobil isn’t starting!” Batman: β€œDid you charge the battery?”

Robin: β€œWhat the hell is a tery?”

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What did Batman tell Robin before getting in the car?

Robin get in the car

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How do robins greet other birds in adjacent trees?

Howdy, neigh-bird!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?

β€œrobin, get in the batmobile”

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Without a doubt, my favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.

Edit: Thanks for my first ever Gold! I have no idea what it does but it sure is shiny =]

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Robin HOOd
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I want to build a giant Robin Williams inspired house

I just hope I can afford the Morkage payment.

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Hi, I’m Robin
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile?

Get in the car.

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What did Batman say to robin before getting into the car?

Get in the car.

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Without a doubt my favorite Robin Williams movie is...

Mrs. Fire!

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Robin: Hey Batman, the Batmobile won't start

Batman: Did you check the battery?

Robin: What's a tery?

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Was Robin Hood a good boyfriend?

Yeah, he Maid Marian happy.

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Robin: Did you name all of the products in the bathroom after yourself Batman?

Batman: Of course not.

Robin: Batshampoo?

Batman: Okay, yes there is that.

Robin:.........

Batman: But there is also Conditioner Gordon

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they’ve been run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car

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At sunrise there were two robins overlooking a freshly plowed field

One says to the other β€œLets go eat our fill in seeds and worms.” They swoop down and do so.

Once all fat and happy they find a spot under a tree with the perfect amount of sun, and bask in the sunlight.

An alley cat rolls in and seeing the two birds. Thinking about how he hasn’t eaten in days, and sees two fat birds in front of him, he creeps up, and gobbles them in one fell swoop.

In the aftermath, he takes their spot in the sun, and as he’s laying down to nap he says β€œMan... I sure do love Baskin Robins.”

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The sheriff of Nottingham and his son were talking about robin hood

His son asked if he really stole from the rich and gave to the poor the sheriff told his son he does and his son asked "would he steal from us too?" And the sheriff replied "He Sherwood son"

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"Mr. Wayne, I really gotta pee." ... "Quick Robin, to the Batroom."
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Robin said to Batman "the batmobile isn't starting"

Batman: did you check the battery?

Robin: what's a tery?

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What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the batmobile?

Get in the batmobile.

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What did people call batman and Robin after the joker smashed them with a giant fly swatter?

Flatman and Ribbon.

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If Robin Hood stole from the poor and gave to the rich, then he'd be Robbin' The Hood.
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Robin: the Batmobile won’t start..

Batman: Check the battery.. Robin: What’s a tery?

Credit:r/whitepeopletwitter

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Robin Hood was finally captured and tied up.

The sheriff of Knottingham was the one who got him.

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Why did Christopher Robin spend so long in the toilet?

He was playing with Pooh.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

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What did Robin Hood say when asked if he wanted to take a walk in the woods?

Sherwood.

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The alarm is sounded at the batcave. Batman runs to the batmobile but it won't turn on. He tells robin to grab a new battery.

Robin says: What's a tery?

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Why was "Robin Hood" pulled from the elementary school library?

Too much Saxon violence.

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Why did skeleton Robin Hood get kicked out of the costume party?

He forgot his bow n' marrow!

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Why did Skeleton Robin Hood get boo'd at the Costume Party??

Q: Why did Skeleton Robin Hood get boo'd at the Costume Party??

A: He forgot his Bow n' Marrow!

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What did Robin Hood say when Little John kept bothering him?

I Sherwood love it if you'd knock it off.

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Because of the new Christopher Robin movie..

Why was Tigger dirty?

Cause he was playing with Pooh.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?

Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call Robin Williams drawn in Microsoft paint?

M.S. Doubtfire

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My daughter said it would be awesome if we could go see where Robin Hood used to live...

I said, "It Sherwood".

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My dad comes out with this whilst watching Batman and Robin
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If I were a modern day Robin Hood...

If I was a modern day Robin Hood donning a mustache and a sombrero, I would target the fashion industry mugging ladies for their expensive footwear.

I would say "JΓ­mmy your ChΓΌs."

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Robin is going to be great dad someday. imgur.com/yYVLMTX
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If 1966 Adam West Batman worked for Zordon, he and Robin would be Pow! arrangers!

That's the whole thing, there. Biff! Bam! Pow!

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How bad was Mr. Freeze in Batman and Robin?

Well, he put the entire franchise on ice.

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Robin is one of us

Apparently Teen Titans is still a thing, because I caught this on TV earlier.

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Watching Disney's Robin Hood with my kids...

Boy, that Maid Marian sure is a FOXY lady!

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What's Robin Hoods girlfriend called?

A teacher asks her class "Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?"

Little Paddy raises his hand and says "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen."

"No Paddy, the answer is Maid Marion."

"But Miss, what about the song? Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen."

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Robin Williams Dad Jokes Mike Rowe

Mike Rowe on meeting Robin Williams the first time:

The first was in 2006 - June or maybe July. I walked into The Roastery down on Chestnut, ordered a coffee, and sat down to read the paper. I soon discovered I was in one of those chairs with one leg shorter than the rest, and resolved to remedy the problem by jamming a folded-up coaster under the offending limb. I bent down, got the thing positioned properly, and managed to smack my head on the edge of the table on the way back up. Hard. The impact was noisy, and sent coffee slushing all over The Chronicle, which in turn lead to an β€œAhh...shit!,” a little louder than I intended. A second later, a voice said, β€œNo, I believe that’s coffee. Shit’s the stuff I see you crawling through every time I turn on the TV.”

source

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Watching Disney's Robin Hood with the kids and my daughter set me up...

Daughter: Maid Marian is pretty for a cartoon.

Me: yeah, she's a fox!

http://images.wikia.com/disney/images/b/bc/Maid-Marian-disney-animal-heroines-12876193-720-480.jpg

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Dad got us while at Red Robin

At Red Robin, they have TVs under sheets of glass on the floor. My dad walked over and stood on it and said

"Look! I'm on TV!"

Edit: http://imgur.com/NesgxKB

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What did batman say to robin outside the batmobile?

"Get in the car robin"

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

Get in the Batmobile

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

Robin get in the Batmobile

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car

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What did batman say to robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile...

Get in the batmobile

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Robin, get in the car.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car

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Without a doubt, my favorite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire
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What did Batman say to Robin before they both got into the BatMobile?

Get in the BatMobile Robin

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?

Get in the Batmobile, Robin.

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