He didn't habanero
It was called the Sherwood Florist
Yeah, he Maid Marian happy.
His son asked if he really stole from the rich and gave to the poor the sheriff told his son he does and his son asked "would he steal from us too?" And the sheriff replied "He Sherwood son"
Sherwood.
The sheriff of Knottingham was the one who got him.
Too much Saxon violence.
He forgot his bow n' marrow!
I Sherwood love it if you'd knock it off.
I said, "It Sherwood".
If I was a modern day Robin Hood donning a mustache and a sombrero, I would target the fashion industry mugging ladies for their expensive footwear.
I would say "Jímmy your Chüs."
Boy, that Maid Marian sure is a FOXY lady!
A teacher asks her class "Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?"
Little Paddy raises his hand and says "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen."
"No Paddy, the answer is Maid Marion."
"But Miss, what about the song? Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen."
Daughter: Maid Marian is pretty for a cartoon.
Me: yeah, she's a fox!
http://images.wikia.com/disney/images/b/bc/Maid-Marian-disney-animal-heroines-12876193-720-480.jpg
He replied "No, I'm the chip monk..."
"No, I'm trying to get a leg up."
(my actual amputee father)
Q: Why did Skeleton Robin Hood get boo'd at the Costume Party??
A: He forgot his Bow n' Marrow!
