Went to one of those artisan pizza places. The cheese and sauce were alright.

The bread was sour dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadnav
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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What special dietary request did the vegan Silicon Valley tech nerd have for his artisan cheese order in the Whole Foods?

No Whey, Jose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Real artisan cheese

A dairyman renamed all his cows and then started advertising that his cheese came from local artisans.

His cows were all named . . . Artisan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urbanek2525
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2015
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Do you think the person who coined the word 'artisanal' did it because it accurately describes the "art is anal"?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaerin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Dad joked a table at work

I work at a smaller chain pizza place, and we serve "artisan pizzas". A family comes in and orders pizzas, with the dad ordering the fungi (the name of one of the pizzas). As I drop them at the table, I announce "I have a fungi for a fun guy". The table goes silent, then the dad bursts out laughing while the rest of his family groaned.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2015
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