A list of puns related to "Artisan"
The bread was sour dough
No Whey, Jose!
A dairyman renamed all his cows and then started advertising that his cheese came from local artisans.
His cows were all named . . . Artisan.
I work at a smaller chain pizza place, and we serve "artisan pizzas". A family comes in and orders pizzas, with the dad ordering the fungi (the name of one of the pizzas). As I drop them at the table, I announce "I have a fungi for a fun guy". The table goes silent, then the dad bursts out laughing while the rest of his family groaned.
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