Blacksmith Puns

A list of puns related to "Blacksmith"

I apopted a dog from a blacksmith today

As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/acideath
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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A Blacksmith
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👤︎ u/its_boogeyman
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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I brought a dog off a blacksmith

10 minutes after bringing him home, he made a bolt for the door...

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👤︎ u/Altar-83
📅︎ Dec 11 2020
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Getting interviewed for a job as a blacksmith: Interviewer: Do you have any experience shoeing a horse?

Me: No, but I once told a donkey to F off.

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👤︎ u/CameronC7
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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I bought a fake blacksmiths

It was a forgery.

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👤︎ u/mbfos
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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I just bought a dog from the blacksmith

As soon as he got home he made a bolt for the door.

Thought this fit here. Saw it on r/jokes from u/jimathay

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👤︎ u/AHighTeddy
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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Never adopt a dog from a blacksmith.

We did, and within an hour he'd made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/Baconlessness
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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I think my new dog was a blacksmith in his previous life...

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the gate.

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👤︎ u/midget_clown
📅︎ May 29 2020
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Who was the Egyptian blacksmith's favorite actor in GoodFellas?

Kho Peshi

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👤︎ u/Asmor
📅︎ May 06 2019
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My grandfather was a very talented blacksmith

He could do all swords of things

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👤︎ u/DoctorPootis
📅︎ Feb 09 2019
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I think the dog I adopted used to belong to a blacksmith,..

...because as soon I got it home, it made a bolt for the door!

(Blacksmiths make bolts for doors)

Credit: Random Contestant on Forged in Fire

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👤︎ u/noyfbfoad
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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The villagers gathered as the guards dragged the blacksmith through the town square.

One of the villagers turned and asked another, "what happened?"

She told him, "he's been arrested for forgery."

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👤︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
📅︎ May 25 2019
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What does a Blacksmith say to his apprentice after he fuses metal.

Weld-done lad, weld-done.

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👤︎ u/9ine0ne0ne
📅︎ May 28 2019
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How does a blacksmith find food?

He forges

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👤︎ u/RagingCuccoSwarm
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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What is it called when a fish works as a blacksmith?

Gilled labor

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👤︎ u/notfawcett
📅︎ Apr 08 2018
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Oh! So you like metal? Then name 3 blacksmiths.

Meirl: Will, Jaden and willow

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👤︎ u/AviAdlakha
📅︎ Aug 18 2018
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I adopted a dog that was owned by a blacksmith.

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/Perigeesus
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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Bought a dog from a blacksmith.

He's great, as soon as I got home he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/Theoriginalclarky
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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The local Blacksmith got a new dog. When he got him home he made a bolt for the door.

His other dog sat in the corner. It's a boxer.

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👤︎ u/DarthVarn
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day

But as soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/Yankee9Niner
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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I bought a puppy from a blacksmith earlier

Right away when we got home he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/SchitzPopinov719
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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I adopted a dog from a Blacksmith...

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the backdoor

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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I bought a dog from my local blacksmith

When I got it home it made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/AFC-Wilson
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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I ONCE GOT A DOG FROM A BLACKSMITH,

AS SOON AS I GOT HIM HOME HE MADE A BOLT FOR THE DOOR

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👤︎ u/deanjeffrico
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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Last week I bought a dog from the local blacksmith

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/spudbrain5470
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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Been looking after the blacksmiths dog this week.

Got home last night and it had made a bolt for the backdoor.

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👤︎ u/waffel-daddy
📅︎ May 29 2020
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I just adopted a dog from a blacksmith.

As soon as we got him home, he made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/Titsonafish
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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Why should you never buy a dog from a blacksmith???

Because as soon as you take the dog home it makes a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
📅︎ Feb 05 2020
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I bought a dog from the local blacksmith for my wife for Christmas...

When I got him through the door he made a bolt for it.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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Bought a dog from a blacksmith yesterday, got him home and the first thing he did was make a bolt for the door
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👤︎ u/Dmed24
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day.

As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/yolo5hy
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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I bought a dog from a Blacksmith the other day...

I only had him 3 hours and he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/26326312
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
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I adopted a dog that used to belong to a blacksmith.

First thing he did when I got him home was make a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/ZeroAgency
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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I purchased a dog from the blacksmith today...

As soon as a got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/WholiganSD
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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I got a dog from the blacksmiths the other day, but as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
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👤︎ u/EllieGeorgia
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith today

as soon as I got home, it made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/doctajonez_uk
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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Bought a dog from a Blacksmith...

I bought a dog from a blacksmith once. As soon as I got home it made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/_Benny_Lava
📅︎ May 29 2017
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I adopted a dog from a blacksmith.

But as son as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/bb5x24
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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I bought a dog from a blacksmith.

As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/keithasaurus
📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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I bought a dog from the local blacksmith

As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/ShittyCamilleMain
📅︎ Apr 28 2019
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I bought a Dog off a Blacksmith the other day...

As soon as I got him home he made a Bolt for the Door.

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👤︎ u/Zenarai
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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Bought a dog off a blacksmith yesterday

When I got in he made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/Superrdec
📅︎ Oct 20 2018
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I bought a dog off a blacksmith today

and as soon as I got home, it made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/johnnydarko-
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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Last week I bought a dog from a blacksmith

As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/GrazingGiraffe
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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I bought a dog from a blacksmiths today.

As soon as i was home,he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/Mudpucket1969
📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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I adopted a dog who used to belong to a blacksmith

I know he used to belong to a blacksmith because as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.

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👤︎ u/t_eld
📅︎ Nov 09 2017
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My friend bought a dog from a blacksmith

As soon as he got it home, it made a bolt for the door

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👤︎ u/internetjan
📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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I bought a dog off a blacksmith today for my family....

As soon as I got it home, it made a bolt for the door...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Apr 12 2017
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