Anvil Puns

A list of puns related to "Anvil"

Why did the anvil get sent to AA?

He was always getting hammered

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👤︎ u/DrPupperMD
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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I dropped an anvil on the end of my foot...

Now I have to call a toe truck.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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I was wondering where I put my anvil...

...then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/WoozyDragon
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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I saw a table book about about anvils recently.

I just couldn't pick it up.

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👤︎ u/nafn_mitt_er_kex
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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Did you hear about the time an anvil fell on Dr. Pepper?

He was sodapressed.

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👤︎ u/taylord217
📅︎ Dec 11 2018
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Oldest son and I were regaling my wife with ear jokes

I suggested to him that we stirrup some trouble. He wasn’t sure she could anvil it.

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👤︎ u/redneckrockuhtree
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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