If I have one vise, it's this...

http://imgur.com/5Q3rqiR

Edit: OK, so this and dad jokes.

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👤︎ u/5parky
📅︎ Aug 11 2015
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How to Castrate a Bull, in Limerick Form

I've two bulls who just love to fight //
they simply cannot be polite //
Just one needs to breed //
and so I'll proceed //
to castrate the weak one tonight

The procedure is safe, I insist //
if we make the blood flow desist //
to make bleeding halt //
do the "ball somersault" //
and give that whole sack a huge twist

To do this requires no skill //
I'll just need a quite large power-drill //
and a specialized clamp //
to hold on to that champ //
then turn it on fast- what a thrill!

It is clear this device should appeal //
to those who need bulls with less zeal //
I shall name this device //
with a drill and a vise //
the most perfect of names: "Steering Wheel!"

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👤︎ u/Chordus
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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I need to talk with someone about what I should do with my urge to buy woodshop grippers...

I need vise vice advice.

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📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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I hired a firm to create an advertising campaign for me. Their idea was to use workbench clamps to hold the ads up for viewing.

I think that's just bad ad vise.

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📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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Did you hear about the police detective with the secret clamp collection?

He had a vice vise vice.

It helped him put the squeeze on suspects.

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📅︎ Mar 10 2020
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Try as I might, I can't sell any of these clamps

I guess everyone has their vises

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👤︎ u/grievre
📅︎ Dec 14 2015
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