What kind of glue can you use to hold ice blocks together?
I absentmindedly bought a block of cheese. As soon as I unwrapped it, it spoke, saying, "I'm depressed. Can you help with this sadness?"
Damn. I picked up bleu cheese.
Murders being conducted all over this block
For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.
I don’t know what to make of it.
A guy threw a block of cheese at me in the supermarket
I said to him “now that’s no very mature now is it?”
How did the bagel shop owner get rid of the competition on his block?
He ran a pretty intense schmear campaign
Need shredded cheese but only have a block?
Use the block to play your guitar really hard...
Cheesy I know, but I think it's gouda
What did one block of cheese say to the other?
Why did the author suffer writers block after rectal surgery?
He was left with only a semicolon.
I won a duel last week with a block of cheddar cheese. How you might ask?
Because it was extra sharp.
My friend sent me this (don’t worry I didn’t block her)
I was in the supermarket the other day when this guy threw a block of cheddar at me.
Outraged, I shouted : "Well that's not very mature is it ?"
Got up this morning and ran around the block five times
Then I got tired so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box!
I was sitting at home the other day when man broke in holding a block of cheese.
He stabbed me with it and all I could think was damn, that cheddar is sharp.
My neighbor denies throwing a cinder block through my front window,
But I have concrete evidence.
two cops go around the block and see if everything is in order...
one of them says "look, there's a dead bird!"
the other looks up into the sky
I'm trying to keep fit during iso, so this morning, I ran five times around the block.
I was so tired afterwards that my son had to put it back into the toy box.
I was in the supermarket when a guy threw a block of cheese at me.
I looked over at him and shouted, “Well that’s not very mature is it??”
I accidentally cut myself while slicing up a block of cheese.
I didn't realize it was Extra Sharp.
The four building blocks of life.
I knew a kid who tried making music with a block of cheese
It was always too sharp for my taste.
Why can't you turn shredded cheese back into a block?
Someone hit me in the head with a block of cheese.
Man that really rinds my ears.
My wife threw a block of cheddar at my head
I went "well that's mature"
What's a cat's favorite Minecraft block?
My office block has a Schindler's lift
My friend was arrested because he was carving equations into a block of quartz.
He was charged with manufacturing crystal math.
Told my girlfriend that the wreath she bought was great, but please make sure it doesn't block the doorway.
Because then it would be a Great Barrier Wreath.
Block is here to spread the word of God! (Dunno if this is a pun)
I drove by Legoland. People were lined up for blocks.
Why did the liar stand out of the block?
Because he was an outlier
Apologies for having to block out so much
After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...
"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."
Somebody asked me how I make the snow blocks for my igloos in the winter.
I said: Usually igloo them together.
What does a cow say when you block her path???
If you buy real, block Parmesan you don't have to worry about tossing it in your bag
Be careful about handling blocks of cheese.
Some of them might be sharp.
The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with
Blocks of cheese are nice...
But shredded cheese is grate!
Marty BrickFly and Block Brown
Spotted in front of a bar on my block
Someone threw a block of cheese into my window
I said to myself that wasn’t very mature
On my way to work today, a man assaulted me by throwing a block of cheese and a bar of butter at me.
So basicly if a block of cobblestone gets baked