Today’s meeting topic is(drumroll please) why are we sitting on blocks of meet
A block of cheese went to the gym and
The New Kids on The Block (taken in Bolingbroke, ON)
My two year old was playing cars and blocks with my wife, when she (the toddler) put a block on the road on her city map carpet and said:
Why did the block of cheese not want to get sliced ?
There was a break in at an office block recently. Many folders, calendars and filing cabinets were stolen.
Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.
A man with a guitar walked up to me and said that he had a case of writers block.
I decided to throw a block of butter off my roof today...
I guess i could say that i saw a butterfly
What did the kid say when he saw a gigantic concrete structure block a river for the first time?
What kind of glue can you use to hold ice blocks together?
One day, as I was walking home, someone threw a block of cheese at my head. I thought-
“That’s not very mature!”
For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.
I don’t know what to make of it.
Murders being conducted all over this block
I absentmindedly bought a block of cheese. As soon as I unwrapped it, it spoke, saying, "I'm depressed. Can you help with this sadness?"
Damn. I picked up bleu cheese.
What did one block of cheese say to the other?
Need shredded cheese but only have a block?
Use the block to play your guitar really hard...
Cheesy I know, but I think it's gouda
How did the bagel shop owner get rid of the competition on his block?
He ran a pretty intense schmear campaign
Why did the author suffer writers block after rectal surgery?
He was left with only a semicolon.
I won a duel last week with a block of cheddar cheese. How you might ask?
Because it was extra sharp.
My friend sent me this (don’t worry I didn’t block her)
I was sitting at home the other day when man broke in holding a block of cheese.
He stabbed me with it and all I could think was damn, that cheddar is sharp.
My neighbor denies throwing a cinder block through my front window,
But I have concrete evidence.
The four building blocks of life.
Got up this morning and ran around the block five times
Then I got tired so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box!
I was in the supermarket the other day when this guy threw a block of cheddar at me.
Outraged, I shouted : "Well that's not very mature is it ?"
I accidentally cut myself while slicing up a block of cheese.
I didn't realize it was Extra Sharp.
two cops go around the block and see if everything is in order...
one of them says "look, there's a dead bird!"
the other looks up into the sky
Told my girlfriend that the wreath she bought was great, but please make sure it doesn't block the doorway.
Because then it would be a Great Barrier Wreath.
I knew a kid who tried making music with a block of cheese
It was always too sharp for my taste.
Why can't you turn shredded cheese back into a block?
What's a cat's favorite Minecraft block?
My office block has a Schindler's lift
Block is here to spread the word of God! (Dunno if this is a pun)
My friend was arrested because he was carving equations into a block of quartz.
He was charged with manufacturing crystal math.
I drove by Legoland. People were lined up for blocks.
Apologies for having to block out so much
After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...
"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."
If you buy real, block Parmesan you don't have to worry about tossing it in your bag
Somebody asked me how I make the snow blocks for my igloos in the winter.
I said: Usually igloo them together.
The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with
A guy threw a block of cheese at me in the supermarket
I said to him “now that’s no very mature now is it?”
I was in the supermarket when a guy threw a block of cheese at me.
I looked over at him and shouted, “Well that’s not very mature is it??”
I'm trying to keep fit during iso, so this morning, I ran five times around the block.
I was so tired afterwards that my son had to put it back into the toy box.
My wife threw a block of cheddar at my head
I went "well that's mature"