What kind of glue can you use to hold ice blocks together?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
I absentmindedly bought a block of cheese. As soon as I unwrapped it, it spoke, saying, "I'm depressed. Can you help with this sadness?"
Damn. I picked up bleu cheese.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Lining up for blocks
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Murders being conducted all over this block
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︎ Sep 28 2020
For the past few days, I wake up to see someone has dumped a bunch of LEGO blocks on my front porch.
I donβt know what to make of it.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
A guy threw a block of cheese at me in the supermarket
I said to him βnow thatβs no very mature now is it?β
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︎ Oct 08 2020
How did the bagel shop owner get rid of the competition on his block?
He ran a pretty intense schmear campaign
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Need shredded cheese but only have a block?
Use the block to play your guitar really hard...
Shred it......
Cheesy I know, but I think it's gouda
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︎ Aug 02 2020
What did one block of cheese say to the other?
βYou look Gouda todayβ.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Why did the author suffer writers block after rectal surgery?
He was left with only a semicolon.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I won a duel last week with a block of cheddar cheese. How you might ask?
Because it was extra sharp.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
My friend sent me this (donβt worry I didnβt block her)
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︎ Apr 26 2020
I was in the supermarket the other day when this guy threw a block of cheddar at me.
Outraged, I shouted : "Well that's not very mature is it ?"
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Got up this morning and ran around the block five times
Then I got tired so I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box!
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I was sitting at home the other day when man broke in holding a block of cheese.
He stabbed me with it and all I could think was damn, that cheddar is sharp.
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︎ May 05 2020
My neighbor denies throwing a cinder block through my front window,
But I have concrete evidence.
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︎ May 09 2020
two cops go around the block and see if everything is in order...
one of them says "look, there's a dead bird!"
the other looks up into the sky
"where?"
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︎ May 22 2020
I'm trying to keep fit during iso, so this morning, I ran five times around the block.
I was so tired afterwards that my son had to put it back into the toy box.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
I was in the supermarket when a guy threw a block of cheese at me.
I looked over at him and shouted, βWell thatβs not very mature is it??β
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︎ Dec 15 2019
I accidentally cut myself while slicing up a block of cheese.
I didn't realize it was Extra Sharp.
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︎ Sep 03 2019
The four building blocks of life.
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︎ Mar 05 2018
I knew a kid who tried making music with a block of cheese
It was always too sharp for my taste.
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Why can't you turn shredded cheese back into a block?
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︎ Aug 27 2019
Someone hit me in the head with a block of cheese.
Man that really rinds my ears.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
A clip off the old block
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︎ Oct 05 2019
My wife threw a block of cheddar at my head
I went "well that's mature"
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︎ Aug 09 2019
What's a cat's favorite Minecraft block?
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︎ Aug 12 2019
My office block has a Schindler's lift
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︎ Jul 28 2019
My friend was arrested because he was carving equations into a block of quartz.
He was charged with manufacturing crystal math.
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︎ Sep 14 2019
Told my girlfriend that the wreath she bought was great, but please make sure it doesn't block the doorway.
Because then it would be a Great Barrier Wreath.
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︎ Nov 25 2017
Block is here to spread the word of God! (Dunno if this is a pun)
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︎ May 30 2019
I drove by Legoland. People were lined up for blocks.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
Why did the liar stand out of the block?
Because he was an outlier
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Apologies for having to block out so much
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︎ Mar 27 2019
After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...
"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."
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︎ Oct 01 2019
Somebody asked me how I make the snow blocks for my igloos in the winter.
I said: Usually igloo them together.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
What does a cow say when you block her path???
Moooooooooooooooooove!!!!!
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︎ Sep 24 2019
If you buy real, block Parmesan you don't have to worry about tossing it in your bag
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︎ Apr 07 2019
Be careful about handling blocks of cheese.
Some of them might be sharp.
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︎ Aug 05 2019
The kid who microwaved his toy construction blocks ended up with
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︎ Jan 31 2019
Blocks of cheese are nice...
But shredded cheese is grate!
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︎ Feb 19 2019
Marty BrickFly and Block Brown
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︎ May 28 2018
Spotted in front of a bar on my block
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︎ Mar 25 2018
Someone threw a block of cheese into my window
I said to myself that wasnβt very mature
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︎ Dec 31 2018
On my way to work today, a man assaulted me by throwing a block of cheese and a bar of butter at me.
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︎ Jul 14 2018
So basicly if a block of cobblestone gets baked
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