Ice Block Puns

A list of puns related to "Ice Block"

What kind of glue can you use to hold ice blocks together?

igloo

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👤︎ u/eat-rainbows
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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What did the block of ice say when it saw the letter E?

I C E

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👤︎ u/Shrewy211
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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My girlfriend and her younger sisters (21 and 9) were adopted by lesbian parents. I'm going to be the only dad joke source in their lives and it's a big responsibility that I take seriously. Any suggestions are welcomed.

For the youngest siblings recent 9th birthday I put 9 dollars in a block of ice (had to bribe a local butcher shop to let me put a cooler in their freezer, worth it) But I need some long term ideas, because I intend to show this family with a lack of dads the full scope of dad jokes

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👤︎ u/MANTHEFUCKUPBRO
📅︎ Nov 22 2016
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