Tongue Depressor Puns

A list of puns related to "Tongue Depressor"

I just used a tongue depressor

Now everything tastes sad

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👤︎ u/FirstChAoS
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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How did the tongue depressor get its name?

Because it stops your tongue from lolling.

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👤︎ u/FieryFruitcake
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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Tongue Depressor

It's called that because your tongue feels down.

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👤︎ u/fuckass_man
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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I picked up some tongue depressors at the pharmacy today

& I'm happy to report that my tongue is still in relatively good spirits!

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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My 8 yo made this up after seeing a doctor: What makes your mouth sad?

A tongue depressor.

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👤︎ u/Marblz88
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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What do small pieces of wood and British food have in common?

They are both tongue depressors.

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👤︎ u/rotinom
📅︎ Jul 18 2016
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What made the tongue sad at the doctor’s office?

The doctor brought out the tongue depressor

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👤︎ u/El-Waffle
📅︎ Jan 02 2020
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