A dermatologist asked two surgeons what they were laughing at

One of the surgeons responded "you wouldn't understand, it's an inside joke."

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A dermatologist who treats boils without charging...

...would be a freelancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InexactDuplicate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My Dermatologist was fired today

He made too many rash decisions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My Dermatologist was fired today...

...they say he was just making too many rash decisions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Why can’t you trust dermatologists?

They make rash decisions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorMasterBates
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Can someone recommend a good dermatologist?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswarthyknight
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I asked my dermatologist why my skin is so itchy a year ago, and he still hasn’t answered me.

I’m starting to think that he doesn’t want to make a rash decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lankyjay16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Why did Julius Caesar go to the dermatologist?

Because he had so many lesions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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It's very stressful working with dermatologists.

They're always making rash decisions.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Dermatologists made pore decisions in life.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/euratowel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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My dermatologist had a witch come in the other day,

He said she had a really bad case of hexima.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redknotsociety
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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My dermatologist says my skin problems are self-inflicted

I made them from scratch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AntidoteYYMBR
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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A dermatologist steals his patient’s puzzles reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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My friend is a county-renowned dermatologist...

He often makes rash decisions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Why did the chicken go to the dermatologist?

To treat her eggs-ema

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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I usually bail out on my dermatologist appointments.

I'm so flaky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patricktoba
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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An eye doctor went to see a dermatologist for his acne

He prescribed him some Retin-A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hbsquatch
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2015
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Why did the dermatologist lose his position at the hospital?

He made too many rash decisions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshandthewolf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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Which country has the most dermatologists?

Singa-pore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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My dermatologist prefers payment in large bills

But all I have is shingles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALinchpin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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All dermatologists are in pore health.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dotonfire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2016
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The career of a dermatologist is impressive...

considering they all started from scratch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isaacdammit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2016
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Why do you never see an overweight dermatologist?

Because they're all so skinny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LessThanNone
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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I went to the dermatologist the other day...

I had the doctor check out a skin condition on my ear. After looking at it for a couple minutes I asked if it might be a sexually transmitted disease. The doctor said no and asked why I thought it was. I told her that my girlfriend had been traveling a lot lately so we have been having phone sex.

Later the doctor gave me a shot that hurt worse than any shot I had ever gotten. When I asked what the shot was for the doctor said, "the joke".

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2016
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