I guess you could say I was destined to be a dermatologist.

Hello. I'm Dr. Lance Boyle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/logansworth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27 2021
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A friend of mine is a dermatologist

He started his career from scratch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ilovepigeonandcrow
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I invested in a business idea with some dermatologists.

I was glad they had some skin in the game.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Soccerbenny
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What kind of pants do dermatologists wear?

Skinny jeans!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/salad_tongs_1
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A dermatologist who treats boils without charging...

...would be a freelancer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/InexactDuplicate
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2020
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My Dermatologist was fired today

He made too many rash decisions

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2020
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Why can’t you trust dermatologists?

They make rash decisions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DoctorMasterBates
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
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Can someone recommend a good dermatologist?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theswarthyknight
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I asked my dermatologist why my skin is so itchy a year ago, and he still hasn’t answered me.

I’m starting to think that he doesn’t want to make a rash decision.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lankyjay16
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Why did Julius Caesar go to the dermatologist?

Because he had so many lesions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2020
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Dermatologists made pore decisions in life.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/euratowel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2018
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It's very stressful working with dermatologists.

They're always making rash decisions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/obviously-a-shitpost
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My dermatologist had a witch come in the other day,

He said she had a really bad case of hexima.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/redknotsociety
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21 2019
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My dermatologist says my skin problems are self-inflicted

I made them from scratch

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AntidoteYYMBR
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2019
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An eye doctor went to see a dermatologist for his acne

He prescribed him some Retin-A

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hbsquatch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2015
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My friend is a county-renowned dermatologist...

He often makes rash decisions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2018
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A dermatologist steals his patient’s puzzles reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/monarchs-theory-11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2019
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Why did the chicken go to the dermatologist?

To treat her eggs-ema

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/incenseandelephants
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2018
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I usually bail out on my dermatologist appointments.

I'm so flaky.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/patricktoba
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14 2018
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Which country has the most dermatologists?

Singa-pore

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2018
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My dermatologist prefers payment in large bills

But all I have is shingles.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ALinchpin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2017
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I went to the dermatologist the other day...

I had the doctor check out a skin condition on my ear. After looking at it for a couple minutes I asked if it might be a sexually transmitted disease. The doctor said no and asked why I thought it was. I told her that my girlfriend had been traveling a lot lately so we have been having phone sex.

Later the doctor gave me a shot that hurt worse than any shot I had ever gotten. When I asked what the shot was for the doctor said, "the joke".

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ReverendKen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2016
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My Dermatologist was fired today...

...they say he was just making too many rash decisions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2020
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Why did the dermatologist lose his position at the hospital?

He made too many rash decisions.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joshandthewolf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2018
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All dermatologists are in pore health.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dotonfire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2016
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The career of a dermatologist is impressive...

considering they all started from scratch.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/isaacdammit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30 2016
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