I was critical of my cardiologist
I didn't know he would take it to heart
I fell in love with a cardiologist
She knows what my heart needs.
Why do comedians love cardiologists ?
Because they laugh heartily.
DEAD YET ?
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. That is true love. The heart wants what the heart wants. ❤️
Why are cardiologists always so depressed?
Because their job is in vein.
My cardiologist friend had to deregister from airbnb
He decided to join doctors without boarders instead.
A guy told me the size of my heart matters more than my physical size.
Good thing I went to the cardiologist before the gym.
My dad's a doctor, and we got this in the mail a couple days ago.
I wanted to be a doctor
But I didn't have the patients
I was going to be
I was going to be a cardiologist but I didn't have the heart
Why are cardiologists always so depressed?
Because their job is in vein.
