Cardiologist's favourite song?

Jar of hearts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawsonator85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Where does a cardiologist go on holiday?

vagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawsonator85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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I was critical of my cardiologist

I didn't know he would take it to heart

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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Where does a cardiologist grow seeds from?

POTS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawsonator85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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I fell in love with a cardiologist

She knows what my heart needs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notBjoern
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Why do comedians love cardiologists ?

Because they laugh heartily.

DEAD YET ?

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. That is true love. The heart wants what the heart wants. ❀️
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AggieatLSU
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Why are cardiologists always so depressed?

Because their job is in vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noir_Reaper
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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My cardiologist friend had to deregister from airbnb

He decided to join doctors without boarders instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robotreader
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2015
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A guy told me the size of my heart matters more than my physical size.

Good thing I went to the cardiologist before the gym.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kngfbng
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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My dad's a doctor, and we got this in the mail a couple days ago.
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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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I wanted to be a doctor

But I didn't have the patients

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOrangePear12
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2017
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I was going to be

I was going to be a cardiologist but I didn't have the heart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnr_jinx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2017
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Why are cardiologists always so depressed?

Because their job is in vein.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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