Scrooge awakens in the night to an apparition; he asks: “Who are you?” His dead gastroenterologist responds:

“I am the ghost of gasses passed.”

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Did you hear about the snowman that became a gastroenterologist?

They called him the abdominal snowman.

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What does a punctuation mark get from a gastroenterologist?

A colon-oscopy

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👤︎ u/anotherlame
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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I knew a guy who dreamt of becoming a gastroenterologist...

...but when it came time to apply for med school, he didn't have the guts.

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👤︎ u/tomdelfino
📅︎ Mar 25 2018
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The other day, I broke my award for Best Cat Gastroenterologist.

It was a catasstrophy.

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👤︎ u/bob_cock
📅︎ Feb 27 2016
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I'm gassy all the time, but I can't figure out why or what it means.

But I bet to the right gastroenterologist, it squeaks volumes.

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👤︎ u/aztecbonsai
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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My dad told me this the other day

Dad: Why does our president visit the gastroenterologist frequently?

Me: Why?

Dad: Because he can't stop Putin.

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👤︎ u/Anonymous902
📅︎ Apr 06 2014
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My Dad Dad joked me and he didn't know it

We were leaving the gastroenterologist (butt doctor) the other day and my dad said to me

Dad: "I am glad that we got there early. Did you see how backed up he was when we left?"

Me: "Ha! That was a good one!"

Dad: "I don't ge…Oh. Uggh"

My favourite dad joke my dad has told me to date.

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👤︎ u/wikipuff
📅︎ Feb 24 2015
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I got my friend really good...

Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? Friend: I dunno, maybe a doctor, but a good one. I don't want to be a Gastroenterologist or something like that and look at assholes all day Me: Yeah, that sounds like a shitty job groans from everyone at the table

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👤︎ u/MoeLester99
📅︎ Mar 17 2015
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