“I am the ghost of gasses passed.”
They called him the abdominal snowman.
...but when it came time to apply for med school, he didn't have the guts.
It was a catasstrophy.
But I bet to the right gastroenterologist, it squeaks volumes.
Dad: Why does our president visit the gastroenterologist frequently?
Dad: Because he can't stop Putin.
We were leaving the gastroenterologist (butt doctor) the other day and my dad said to me
Dad: "I am glad that we got there early. Did you see how backed up he was when we left?"
Me: "Ha! That was a good one!"
Dad: "I don't ge…Oh. Uggh"
My favourite dad joke my dad has told me to date.
Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? Friend: I dunno, maybe a doctor, but a good one. I don't want to be a Gastroenterologist or something like that and look at assholes all day Me: Yeah, that sounds like a shitty job groans from everyone at the table