You really don’t want to annoy pediatricians...

They have little patients

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Dont mess with pediatricians.

They have little patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepootastrophy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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I'm getting my newborn son circumcised and the pediatrician said it was going to cost $167.

I told them "I hope that includes the tip."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engineeringguy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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Why are pediatricians always so angry?

They have very little patients

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM-ME-DICKPICS--
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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Why was the pediatrician always losing his temper?

He had little patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/henzhou
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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My infant had a checkup at her pediatrician today...

And I was informed that the "10lbs" on the diaper package was for the weight of the baby, not the diaper's load capacity... Who knew?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackknightxiv
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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I'm surprised at how easygoing my kids' pediatrician is.

Considering that she has very little patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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Definition of pediatrician

A doctor with very little patients

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2017
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Got dad joked by the pediatrician

My 18-month old son has an ear infection, his first. I asked the doctor when he might be feeling better, and when he can go back to normal activities like day care, etc. He said, "Well, with otitis media, you really just gotta play it by ear," then walked away chuckling to himself.

ΰ² _ΰ² 

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supcaci
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2014
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My husband at the pediatrician's office

My husband and I were at the pediatrician for a well check for our toddler. As we're getting called back my husband bursts into song. I think he's getting the hang of being a dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashleyrah
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2013
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I’ve decided I’m going vaccinate all the kids I meet.

I’m a pediatrician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjmaxal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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I always try to be succinct with my kids doctors…

Because pediatricians have little patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KTM150XCW
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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Secretary yelled at my mom & dad, hit her with this gem

Before I was born my parents lived in Philadelphia. My mom was about 7 months along when they were referred by a friend of a friend to this pediatrician who was top notch. They were on their way for the first visit to the new doctors and they were running late. They walked into a crowded waiting room and went to the front glass and checked in. The secretary started yelling at my mother and father saying this is Dr. so and so, he is a top class physician, people wait years to get on his waiting list, AND YOU'RE LATE!

And my father goes "OF COURSE SHES LATE THATS HOW YOU END UP AT A PEDIATRICIAN'S OFFICE!"

Even the secretary cracked a smile as everyone else groaned and laughed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Honeydipper_Dan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2014
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As a new dad, I'm off to a great start

Background: Wife and I took our son to his 1 month pediatrician appointment yesterday, where the only minor issue she noted was a slight flattening on the left side of his head because he likes to look one way instead of the other. Hilarity ensued when we got home.

Wife: "If we're not careful, our son is going to have to wear one of those special helmets because he'll have a flat head."

Me: "Then I guess it's a good thing we didn't name him Phillip!"

/cue rimshot

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