A pediatric surgeon sewed his kids together as a new form of punishment.

If you can’t beat β€˜em, join β€˜em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay-overthinks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Dad initiation joke... When my wife and son were discharged by the hospital after he was born, they said we have to get a pediatric appointment within the next few days. They said they usually fit new borns in.

I said, they absolutely have space- he’s only 20 inches and 6 lbs. [holding my hands up showing how small he is].

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ACSchnitzersport
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Why is a Nephrologist like a Pediatric Orthopedic Specialist?

they both study Kidneys (kid knees)

I'm a medical transportation coordinator and have spent too much time listening to medical terminology. Help me.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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From my dad, the pediatric dentist

He always asks his patients what they are going to be for Halloween. If it’s anything related to Star Wars, he asks...

β€œWhat would Obi-Wan Kenobi say if he were a dentist? May the floss be with you!”

Smh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinpopdj
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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I Work in a pediatric hospital and today the doctor asked a young boy "Do you eat at breakfast, lunch, and dinner?"

The young boy turned to the doctor and said "No. I eat at school and when I'm at home."

He's going to make a great Dad someday!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatrandomdude12
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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Eye's Have It

I was decorating a bouncy ball usually reserved for pediatric patients to look like an eyeball, cause it's 5 am and I'm bored. Co-worker walks by and asks "Why is there an eyeball sitting on your keyboard" My reply, "Just keeping an eye on things". She groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefvr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2016
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