Sadly due to a neurological condition, I have a permanent hand tremor..

Good side is that when I do a handshake, I do it literally.

(Condition is inoperable brain tumour)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kishenoy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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So i visited a neurologic clinic that, between other mental illness, treats Alzheimer patients. This was their main lobby's painting.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/XurroMaster
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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My fiancรฉe pulled a fast one on me last night while we were talking

Talking about our dog, Baxter, who is deaf, a little clumsy, and a big goofball

Her: You know, maybe he does have some neurological issues.

Me: Maybe. But we wouldnโ€™t know for sure unless we get a CAT-scan, and weโ€™re too poor for that.

Her: Well, in this case it would be a DOG-scan, right?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NC0828
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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A patient was admitted to the ICU last night.

The patient's neurological status was terrible last night when she came in. By morning, she looked much better and was able to communicate with us. While rounding on our patients, the attending asked the resident if the patient looked that much different the night before.

"Oh yeah, it was like night and day."

"Well I know it was night and day, but what about the patient?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bhatbhai
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 13 2015
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Classic dadjoke at the ER

Last night at around midnight, I took my friend/roommate/exboyfriend to the ER when he came literally crawling to my room incoherent and sweating and shaking because of head pain.

When we got there I called his parents to let them know what was going on. They rushed over and met us in his room where the doctor was giving him some neurological tests. The ER doc decided it was most likely a migraine or cluster headache and gave my friend pain medicine and an IV, but wanted to do a CAT scan just to rule out any bleeding.

So they took him off to get the scan, and his parents and I sat around talking. His dad was practically falling asleep in his chair as I had woken them up with my call, but he still managed to drop this one when they wheeled my friend back into the room:

He gave the nurse pushing my friend's cart a worried look. "Don't sugar coat it, did you find any cats in there?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/whatthefox1818
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 13 2014
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