There's a medicine you can buy that apparently cures scepticism.
Given that a case of the sniffles means staying home from school, we give my daughter a daily allergy medicine. My wife was giving her breakfast before school, and when I walked out, I asked if she’d had her medicine yet.
My daughter said yes, and I replied, “So you’re de-Claritin that you’ve had it already?”
Did you hear the Journal of Modern Medicine rejected an article about Midol?
The editor said it was not current at all, but more of a period piece!
My ADHD medicine comes in a case shaped like a 3-sided polygon where each side is the same size, and the pills are distributed uniformly.
It's an equal Adderall triangle.
I started practicing complementary medicine.
Don't you think Gonorrhoea would be a great name for Diarrhea medicine?
I made a medicine using ducks that can cure cancer...
Medicine
Where do fish go to get medicine The pharmasea
Instead of medicine, my hippie girlfriend cured her hemorrhoid using only the "power of positive suggestion."
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control
My wife and I went to the Museum of Medicine and we were browsing the exhibits...
Wife: "Look, they used to treat pain with willow bark".
Me: "I'll give that one 3 stars".
Wife: "This one is about the invention of antibiotics".
Me: "I'll give it 8 out of 10".
Wife: "Apparently, they used give people cowpox to protect them from smallpox".
Me: "Definitely 2 thumbs up".
Wife: "Why do you keep doing that?".
Me: "I'm the curator of this museum"!
My dad is getting too old for a medicine cabinet.
They say laughter is the best medicine but where do you get it?
You know what would’ve been a good name for a diarrhea medicine?
What Do You Call a Type of Medicine That You’re Related To?
Decided on a career change, from the kitchen to medicine. Didn’t last long though.
Turns out that thyme doesn’t heal all wounds.
My medicine makes me depressed
How does Vanna White take her constipation medicine?
Did you hear about the new topical birth control medicine?
They’re calling it Sonblock.
Actual conversation today. My wife: "i'm tired of anaesthesiology. What other area of medicine should I try?"
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Viagra is the worst medicine for depression.
Because everything will get only harder.
Why did the little boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Because he heard there were sleeping pills in there.
What is the medicine vampires takes when sick ?
How many jokes about medicine does it take before people get sick of them?
My schizophrenia medicine is really messing with me...
and me and me and me and me.
Baguette medicine is what I need
If you looked into my medicine cabinet...
...you would assume I have very conflicting views on biotics.
Tonight, my daughter assisted me in hanging a new medicine cabinet.
Me: I think I measured wrong. The toggle bolts aren't lining up with the darned holes. Man, I really screwed this up.
Her: Did you........make a pun?
Me: concentrating on the task at hand Huh?
Her: Never mind.
Me: gets it Ha! No, but that's awesome! "Screwed" it up. Ha! You're a PunMaster!
Her: You're a dork.
Just when I thought medicine had gone to the dogs...
What is Halloween's favorite medicine?
Any brand of coffin cold.
"Hey can you give me, like, medicine?"
There was a farmer selling his produce at the side of the road, I pulled over as I was a bit hungry to get an apple. I noticed he also sold paracetamol and cough medicine. I asked him "why do you sell drugs?"
He said "I'm a farmer see"
My doctor said that my sleeping medicine can cause Alzheimer's
What medicine did the bed take?
What the best way to package cold sore medicine?
Does medicine make you happy?
What kind of medicine did the tree take for its aches and pains?
Try not to make noise by the medicine cabinet.
You might wake the sleeping pills.
Where do fish go to get medicine
Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine
Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for Diarrhea medicine
In Greek mythology, Chiron was half man, half horse. He had knowledge and wisdom in medicine.
You could say he was the centaur for disease control
Gonorrhea would have been an excellent name for diarrhea medicine.
Gonorrhea would have been a great name for diarrhea medicine
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