She told me to come back in a month for another shot.
It's disappointing.
then you're cracking open a cold Bud-Pfizer!
Arnold Pharma
Now no one can hear her P.
Dad: Ow!
They go under-cover
Nothing they just wave
Because it reminds him of his Granny Smith.
A calmer calmer calmer calmer calmer chameleon.
They are ilRELLISHvant
It’s a hot day I’m overheating,
Nothing they are polar opposite
Ten-Ish
Once, I asked a monster what his favourite file compression format was. He said "RAR!"
(Son wanting to be amused while I'm writing around with a terrible case of flu.)
Me: "I'm sorry, buddy. I'm dying here." Son: "If you die, who will tell me stupid jokes?" Me: "I'll come back from the grave to torture you with stupid dad jokes." Son: "Like a zombie?" Me: "Like the pun-dead."
Dad: Is it okay if I borrow your bathroom?
Grandfather: You can. But I'm pretty sure it won't fit in this car.
10ish
