I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Whatβs an eggβs LEAST favorite drug?
Bought some shoes from my drug dealer
I don't know what the hell he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day
What did the lab technician say to the inventory specialist who showed up for a drug test?
Where's the best place to hide drugs in space?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping' all day
Bought some shoes from a drug dealer
I don't know what they laced it with,but I've been trippin' all day
My drug dealer was arrested, so a friend recommended I buy from a guy named Eclipse.
After meeting, I didnβt buy anything from him..
He seemed a little shady.
What's the similarity between a person with rheumatism and a high school drug dealer
They both have bad joints
You'd never believe that Hank Hill quit his job at Strickland to become a drug dealer
He now sells cocaine and cocaine accessories
Did you all hear about the drug bust at the bug spray factory?
Police said it was the greatest Raid ever!
What was the number one drug prescribed by psychiatrists in 2020?
Enemas, people needed to just let some shit go.
Never trust a shoe salesman who doubles as a drug dealer
As a sole provider they'll likely get you something that's laced.
What do drug addicts and pharaohs have in common?
My wife asked me whether I experimented with sex and drugs when I was in high school, and I said Yes.
Unfortunately I was part of the control group.
What do you call a smart drug abuser?
What do you call a pirate on drugs?
How can you tell a train conductor is a drug addict?
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
I donβt know what he laced em with, but I was trippin all day.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today
I donβt know what he laced them with but I was tripping the whole day.
What kind of drugs do ducks take ?
A bird addicted to drugs goes to their dealer.
Trying to get their fix, they buy a quaailude.
What does a duck say to the drug dealer
He says βwhereβs the quackβ.
What's a chef's favourite drug?
I knew a drug addict that was so desperate for a high he snorted curry powder. Got really ill and taken to hospital.
He was put in an induced korma.
We went to a national park yesterday and they told us at the gate that there's no drug or alcohol in the park
I told them that it was ok, we brought our own.
What do a drug dealer and a comedian have in comon.
They both crack people up.
Has your ping been on drugs?
Because it's REAL HIGH.
What's a duck's Favorite Drug
My drug dealer is a funny guy.
Warned my son about the dangers of drugs today. Told him a story about a girl I knew who went crazy from doing mushrooms all the time. Surprised, he asked, "Really?" I replied, "Yes, absolutely true."
"She became a little spore addict."
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, not sure what he laced them with...
But I was trippin all day!
Why do younever buy a pair of shoes from a drug dealer?
Because you don't know what he laces them with and you'll be tripping all day.
Mary Pill Poppins Pharmaceutical just created a miracle drug that can cure any human of any disease. It's effectiveness is renowned while it's side effects are surprisingly minimal: thick layer of skin develops on the lips while rendering them dry, cracked and quite odorous.
Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis
What do you call a mob hitman who only kills low-level drug dealer?
What is something that a drug addict and a duck does?
Drug dealers these days...
I just bought these new shoes from a shady drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
I bought shoes from a drug dealer
Iβm not sure what he laced them with, but Iβve been tripping all day
Police caught me stashing drugs under the bed
Iβm now being put under a rest
What drugs do French people use to get high?
I bought shoes from a drug dealer one time
Idk what he laced them with, I was tripping all day!
I bought some shoes from my drug dealer
And I don't know what he laced them with, i'm tripping all day
Scientists are studying the effect of drugs on various seabirds.
They're leaving no tern unstoned.
In high school, I never went to those anti-drug programs.
I recently bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer
Not sure what he laced them with but i have been tripping all day.
a drug dealer is selling drugs
a woman and a man walk up to him
she then says "weed like some"
What do you call it when a Marsupial on drugs makes you a delicious drink out of hot water and plants?
Drug cartels have been turning to toilet paper instead of narcotics for profits.
I guess you can say the crack has been wiped out clean
What did the drug addict text his girlfriend?
Drug Talk
Wife: Can you give the kids a talk on drugs
Me: Ok but i talk a lot of shit when Iβm high
It shouldβve had a steak on drugs
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!
Drugs are never the answer.
But it is a five letter clue for a crossword puzzle.
What do you call an Octopus addicted to drugs?
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
I got these shoes from my drug dealer
I donβt know what he laced them with but Iβm trippinβ
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What drug is illegal in the ocean
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Why don't balloons do drugs.
If they get to high they'll get busted
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I just bought new shoes from my drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin all day.
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what do you call an orchestra on drugs?
I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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What do you get if you give a boat drugs?
A speedboat
[Disclaimer]: I donβt encourage the use of drugs
A barber near me got arrested for selling drugs.... I've been his customer for years...
I never knew he was a barber...
I passed a drug test today...
And I didn't even study for it!
I bought some shoes from my drug dealer today.
I don't know what he laced it with, but I've been tripping all day.
Wife: Can you give the kids a talk on drugs?
Me: But I talk shit when I'm high
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
I donβt know what he laced it with, but Iβve been tripping all day.
What do you call a pilot on drugs?
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Did you hear about the professional skier who started to use performance enhancing drugs?
He went downhill real fast.
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today.
I donβt know what he laced them with, but Iβve been tripping all day.
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what types of drugs do sea creatures consume?
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What type of drugs do ducks do
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Did you guys see that Lionel Messi was detained in Barcelona with a duffel bag full of drugs?
Theyβre calling him Methi now
Did I tell you about the shoes I bought from my old drug dealer?
I dont know what they were laced with but I was tripping allll day
What do you call a dictionary on drugs
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Whatβs an eggβs LEAST favorite drug?
What do you call a pirate on drugs?
I bought shoes from a drug dealer
I donβt know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I once bought shoes from a drug dealer...
I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with
but I was tripping all day!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I donβt know what he laced them with, but I was trippinβ all day.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer the other day...
I donβt know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
I experimented in high school with drugs and sex.
I was part of the control group.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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