Medication Puns

A list of puns related to "Medication"

New medication created. Reduces swelling but makes you swear.

Ibuprofane

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👤︎ u/Toilet_King_101
📅︎ Jan 12 2021
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks

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👤︎ u/JonathanWickers
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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There’s this new medication that makes people brave, but reckless.

It’s called Risketall

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👤︎ u/One-Angry-Goose
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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Did you hear there is a new medication for diarrhoea?

It will not be out for a while, as it is still in testin!

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👤︎ u/SteadyingRuck
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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What’s a proctologist’s favorite medication?

Ass-pirin.

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👤︎ u/DoctorMasterBates
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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I was prescribed medication but couldn't take it. It was impossible to get that damn lid off...

You might have heard of it. It's called Tryopenin.

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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I didn't mean to take too much of my anxiety medication

It was Xanax-ident

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👤︎ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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How do Dutch doctors prescribe medications?

In windmilligrams

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👤︎ u/ScottyDelicious
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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Gonorrhea would be a great name for diarrhea medication.
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👤︎ u/zekesnack
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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There should be a manly constipation medication called "Court Marshall."

"You are now relieved of duty!"

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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To the guy who stole my depression medication,

I hope you're happy.

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👤︎ u/hood-30535
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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How do Mexicans take their medication?

¡Órale!

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👤︎ u/arctic92
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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I used to get heartburn so often I named it Gavin. Me and Gav became good friends until I finally started taking medication.

Gaviscon

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👤︎ u/charlie_boo
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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I spent the last two hours trying to get the lid off my medication.

It's called Tryopenin

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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What medication was the sad ant prescribed?

Ant-I-depressants!

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👤︎ u/ThatRandom_Redditor
📅︎ May 27 2019
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As a pharmacist who usually writes instruction labels for oral medications...

Most of what I say to patients is ingest.

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👤︎ u/Cheweduproach
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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My wife had two crowns put on her teeth yesterday. She was complaining about the pain and the dentist gave her some medication for it. We are talking later and she said that she waited too long between the first and second pill and her teeth started to ache again. I asked her what time that was.

She said she didn't remember.

I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!

She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.

Totally worth it.

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👤︎ u/blackdragon8577
📅︎ Dec 22 2018
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What medication are ants prescribed to deal with their low moods?

Anty Depressants.

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👤︎ u/itsthearistocrat
📅︎ Jul 01 2018
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Just to be clear, I use acne medication.
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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My wife told me she couldn’t remember whether she took her anti-anxiety medication or not.

I asked, “Are you worried about it?”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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My dad went out to pick up my hemorrhoid medication yesterday

When he came back, he put it on the table and texted me, "Your meds are here. I hope it rectifies your problem."

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👤︎ u/DoctorDash
📅︎ Mar 27 2015
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Why do we call unintended results of taking medications side effects, and not...

pill bugs?

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👤︎ u/PatrickBaitman
📅︎ Jul 25 2016
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My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.

It’s for Hispanic attacks.

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👤︎ u/DrTomatoHead
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication

It's for Hispanic attacks

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👤︎ u/a_L_v_e_S
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For Hispanic attacks.

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👤︎ u/Tall_brown
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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I was prescribed medication but I couldn't take it. It was too hard to get the lid off. You might have heard of it...

TRYOPENIN

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ May 17 2020
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To the person who stole my antidepression medication

I hope you're happy now.

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👤︎ u/ChrisFhey
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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