What's something a drug dealer would never ask?

"Is Pepsi okay?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baronradd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ttdave1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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My local barber was arrested for dealing drugs in my neighborhood.

I've gone to him for 5 years and I never knew he was a barber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Not to brag, but I experimented a lot with drugs and sex when I was in college.

Unfortunately I was part of the control group.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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β€œJust say no to drugs!”

Well if I’m talking to drugs, I’ve probably already said yes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoldaHolda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Did you hear about the girl who tried to smuggle drugs in her bra ?

Police said, it led to a bigger bust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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He looks like he is dilling drugs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MatthiasOaks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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I'm looking for someone to take care of my toddler that doesn't do drugs or smoke cigarettes.

Seriously, he's been teetotal for months now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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How many drugs did Charlie Sheen do?

Enough to kill two and a half men.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squishybats
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What's a drug addict's favourite monster?

The Crack-en

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raiden127456
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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DRUGS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarshallThings
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What do you call a fuck on drugs?

A quack head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redditmaaaaayn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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There is a famous drug store in my city, because they wear disney costume to cheer up people

the main guy wears a Donald duck costume. I really don't like to go to the store though because my mom always said that one shouldn't take drugs from a quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gandhitaher27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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What do you call a reference book on drugs?

Addictionary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twilighttruth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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How do you call a duck that does drugs?

Quackhead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tchibodacoffee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Just stopped at the liquor store in Corydon, IN called β€˜Butt Drugs’

I told the clerk I’d like to try some of their finest beers and that I’d put enema order soon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superto3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Fred Flintstone was arrested for drug possession.

Don't worry, he's getting the help he needs. He's already checked into Rehabba-dabba-doo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justcallmebean
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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After a Viagra salesman died from the effects of the drug, the company gifted his family a casket of a new, high-end material.

They call it mourning wood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay-overthinks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Not to brag, bit I aced the recent drug test at work today

Nobody got higher than me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humoursly_weird
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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How do people on drugs greet each other?

With a high five

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimilarThought9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What's a french guy's favourite drug?

Ouiweed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loki5832
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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A heart got caught in a drug bust...

It was a cardiac arrest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Woohoo_Soopapoo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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I don't like people who take drugs...

For example, airport security.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InsanityRose7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What's a frog's favorite drug?

Croakaine.

(Thanks Sam Reigel)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rathabro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What’s a duck’s favourite drug?

Quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShaunUgLee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What's a ducks favorite drug?

Quack...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kadogun_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What do you call an alchemist on drugs?

Philosopher stoned

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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My school had a big problem with drugs

Especially Class A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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My wife asked me if I experimented with sex and drugs when I was in high school.

I said, β€œYes, but I was part of the control group.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What did Andy Griffith say when he caught his son taking drugs?

"Opie, um..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/copenhagen_bram
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Some people have an addiction to alcohol, some to drugs.

Mine was to sandpaper. It was wearing me down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Thought of this while on drugs.

Things you say at a celebrity brothel and at a custom tailors. " yeah, how much is Chris Hemsworth? "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrashFoxSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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In college, we had a buddy who always gave us suggestions as to what booze or drugs to try.

He was the original trip advisor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What kind of drugs do ducks do?

Ans: >!Quack!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Midnight1938
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Recently bought a pair of shoes from my local drug dealer...

Don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/albasolo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer...

Don't know what they were laced with, but I was tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VAOkie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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I bought some shoes from my drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dreadgrave
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Never buy shoes from a drug dealer...

I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer the other day. I don’t know what he laced them with but, I’ve been tripping all day....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArtOfPuns
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtru86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anvesh_parab
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I aced my drug test yesterday at work.

Nobody got higher than me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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I think I aced the drug test at work today.

Nobody got higher than me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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I bought some new shoes from my drug dealer today...

I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Space_Eaglez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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A heart was recently caught in a drug bust...

It was placed under cardiac arrest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Woohoo_Soopapoo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What do you call a duck that's high on drugs

A quackhead

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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