They called me a med man.
i've been tripping all day
Manufacturers are determined to find a band-aid solution.
"just put it on my bill"
A duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for some lip gloss and he asks if that will be cash or credit. The duck says put it on my bill.
Real life transcript from a text message with my daughter...
Daughter: Dad do you think you can go get me an earwax removal thing from the drugstore? My one ear is plugged and I think it's from earwax
Dad: Are you in pain? Can you wait a little while?
Daughter: I can wait a little bit but it's just annoying because I can only hear out of one ear
Daughter: I can't hear out of one ear
Daughter: I can a little bit but it's really muffled
Dad: Can you speak up?
Daughter stops responding. When will she learn.