Drugstore Puns

A list of puns related to "Drugstore"

Used to work in a drugstore during pandemics.

They called me a med man.

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👤︎ u/Last-Woodpecker
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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A duck walked into a drugstore to buy a tube of chapstick. he told the cashier:

"just put it on my bill"

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👤︎ u/CryingAsparagus
📅︎ Aug 12 2017
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Drugstores across the nation are reporting a shortage of plasters for cuts and grazes.

Manufacturers are determined to find a band-aid solution.

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👤︎ u/marty085
📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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A Duck Walks Into A Drugstore..

A duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for some lip gloss and he asks if that will be cash or credit. The duck says put it on my bill.

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👤︎ u/dantheman757
📅︎ Nov 03 2014
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When will they learn?

Real life transcript from a text message with my daughter...

Daughter: Dad do you think you can go get me an earwax removal thing from the drugstore? My one ear is plugged and I think it's from earwax

Dad: Sure

Daughter: Thanks

Dad: Are you in pain? Can you wait a little while?

Daughter: I can wait a little bit but it's just annoying because I can only hear out of one ear

Dad: What?

Daughter: I can't hear out of one ear

Dad: Huh?

Daughter: I can a little bit but it's really muffled

Dad: Can you speak up?

Daughter stops responding. When will she learn.

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👤︎ u/markjake2
📅︎ Jun 28 2017
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