Dispensary Puns

A list of puns related to "Dispensary"

What do you call a herd of cows gambling at a marijuana dispensary?

High Steaks

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👤︎ u/Matttized
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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Why did Odysseus visit the marijuana dispensary?

He was sailing for Indica

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👤︎ u/Swanbrother
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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I'm opening a dispensary that sells weed and doughnuts

It's called "Glazed and Confused"

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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Two guys broke into a medical cannabis dispensary and were later arrested.

They were definitely 'pot-ners in crime'

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👤︎ u/Escalade1414
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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I work at a dispensary

it's a pretty kush-y job.

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👤︎ u/xSchneebSx
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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What do you say when you want a THC drink at a dispensary? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/Adventurous_Return
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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What do you call a dispensary and psychiatrist sharing rental space ?

Chronic Issues.

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👤︎ u/Failedcasserole
📅︎ Aug 13 2018
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My buddy and I are going to open a dispensary

It's a joint venture.

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👤︎ u/DJDyel
📅︎ Feb 06 2018
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As weed legality gets better, I still cannot believe...

that I haven't heard of a single dispensary referring to itself as a "cannabusiness"

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👤︎ u/Cuon
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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Tax question

Do pot dispensaries file joint tax returns?

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👤︎ u/tfowler11
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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