The pharmacist says “but you’re a duck, how are you going to pay for that?”
The duck says “it’s fine, just put it on my bill”
When I got there, I took out my little brown bottle along with a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter. The Pharmacist came over smiled and asked if he could help me. I said, “Yes! Could you please taste this for me?” Being I’m a Senior Citizen, I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me. He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around. Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing, gagging and turning green. When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?” The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, “HELL NO!!!” So I said, “Oh thank God! That’s such a relief! My Doctor told me to have a Pharmacist test my Urine for sugar!”
Illegal possession of drugs.
...and then the coffin stopped.
I’ll call it Medicine Square Garden.
Otherwise, you'll wake up the sleeping pills.
They are looking for hardened criminals.
“Oh sorry, I thought you worked here”
Them: Ammonia cleaner?
Me: oh sorry I thought you were the pharmacist.
It gave me a good run for my money.
A “harmacy”
I’m so relieved
And asks the cashier to put it on his bill
He is now a piller of the community.
& I'm happy to report that my tongue is still in relatively good spirits!
He asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any cepacol lozenges? I'm a little hoarse"
My wife and I were waiting in line at the pharmacy to get her some of the good stuff from behind the counter. When she's sick she can be a little overly dramatic.
Her: "I think I'm dying, do they make anything for that?"
Me: "Funerals"
They were out of SCOPE.
A duck walks in a pharmacy and says to the cashier, "I'd like to buy some lip gloss." The cashier nodded and said "Okay. How would you like to pay? Cash or Credit Card?" The duck says "Put it on my bill."
And I'm prescribed Norcos
I look at the bottle and look at my pharmacist and ask, "What did Aquaman do when he was cold?"
Blank stare.
"He put a hydrocodon". Then I shake the bottle.
The groan was real.
http://imgur.com/EQp1QRk
"It's no laughing matter. This is Serio's business!"
you might wake the sleeping pills
Says give me some chapstick and put it on my bill.
