In college, I double-majored in dermatology and dentistry...

I graduated by the skin of my teeth

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ‘€︎ u/Rowanowski
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
🚨︎ report
I got the sack from the Dermatology Clinic for misdiagnosing shingles...

Which I thought was a little rash.

From Dad Joke of the day on facebook.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
🚨︎ report
Girlfriend works at a Dermatology Clinic, this just happened

Her boss, the head doctor, wasn't in a good mood this morning so I say:

Me: "Hopefully she doesn't get under your skin too much."

Her: "Oh that was awful. Really got me skin deep there."

Me: "Yeah I was a little rash with that word choice, but I'm not even sorry. Hopefully atopic better than this will arise."

Her: "groans over text"

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ‘€︎ u/mcm93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2015
🚨︎ report
I recently opened a building with an exhibition of dermatological skin cases.

It’s a real gallery of the fine warts.

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.