What do you call an Irish Decepticon with a skin condition?

A leper-con!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cylasbreakdown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Where does the teenage boar with a skin condition go to school?

Hogworts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtrsport430
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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I just spent hundreds of dollars online buying expensive ointments for my skin condition.

That was a rash decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I have a skin condition...

Dad: Who was King Arthur's itchiest knight?

Me: sigh who?

Dad: Sir Iasis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotAlwaysGifs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2015
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I went to the dermatologist the other day...

I had the doctor check out a skin condition on my ear. After looking at it for a couple minutes I asked if it might be a sexually transmitted disease. The doctor said no and asked why I thought it was. I told her that my girlfriend had been traveling a lot lately so we have been having phone sex.

Later the doctor gave me a shot that hurt worse than any shot I had ever gotten. When I asked what the shot was for the doctor said, "the joke".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReverendKen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2016
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My Dad's go-to story joke

So my dad pretty much lays this one on every friend of mine he ever meets.

There once was this man named Benny, who had the strongest desire to live forever. The devil knew these desires, and arose out of the dephts to make a deal with Benny.

The deal stated that, in exchange for Benny's soul, he would be gifted with immortality. The only condition was that Benny could not shave any part of his body, ever, or he would be instantly transformed into an urn.

Benny went on with his now unending life and found himself falling in love with a girl shortly after accepting this deal with the devil. The girl however. Would not love him back because of his ridiculously long hair covering his entire body. It was said that the hair from his knuckles would sweep the floor when he walked into the room, and he would constantly trip himself on his beard.

The girl eventually died and Benny fell into a deep depression. He decided it would be best to end his misery by going to a barbershop, and getting a shave. He sat in the barber's seat, and as soon as the blade reached his skin, he was transformed, and all that remained in the seat was a large, metal urn.

The moral of the story... A Benny Shaved is a Benny Urned.

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