Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication
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It will not be out for a while, as it is still in testin!
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I was prescribed medication but couldn't take it. It was impossible to get that damn lid off...
You might have heard of it. It's called Tryopenin.
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"You are now relieved of duty!"
To the guy who stole my depression medication,
How do Mexicans take their medication?
I spent the last two hours trying to get the lid off my medication.
What medication was the sad ant prescribed?
As a pharmacist who usually writes instruction labels for oral medications...
Most of what I say to patients is ingest.
My wife had two crowns put on her teeth yesterday. She was complaining about the pain and the dentist gave her some medication for it. We are talking later and she said that she waited too long between the first and second pill and her teeth started to ache again. I asked her what time that was.
She said she didn't remember.
I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!
She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.
Totally worth it.
What medication are ants prescribed to deal with their low moods?
Just to be clear, I use acne medication.
My wife told me she couldn’t remember whether she took her anti-anxiety medication or not.
I asked, “Are you worried about it?”
My dad went out to pick up my hemorrhoid medication yesterday
When he came back, he put it on the table and texted me, "Your meds are here. I hope it rectifies your problem."
Why do we call unintended results of taking medications side effects, and not...
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.
It’s for Hispanic attacks.
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication
It's for Hispanic attacks
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
I was prescribed medication but I couldn't take it. It was too hard to get the lid off. You might have heard of it...
To the person who stole my antidepression medication
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