Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I remember when Viagra was the only hard-on medication...
Nowadays there seems to be a lot of stiff competition.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
My job is to deliver medication to chickens and cows etc...
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︎ Feb 25 2021
New medication created. Reduces swelling but makes you swear.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Diabetes medication has a profit margin close to 1000%
Now that's just Insul(t)in'
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Thereβs this new medication that makes people brave, but reckless.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Did you hear there is a new medication for diarrhoea?
It will not be out for a while, as it is still in testin!
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Whatβs a proctologistβs favorite medication?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I was prescribed medication but couldn't take it. It was impossible to get that damn lid off...
You might have heard of it. It's called Tryopenin.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
I didn't mean to take too much of my anxiety medication
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︎ Nov 01 2020
How do Dutch doctors prescribe medications?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Gonorrhea would be a great name for diarrhea medication.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
There should be a manly constipation medication called "Court Marshall."
"You are now relieved of duty!"
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︎ Feb 06 2020
To the guy who stole my depression medication,
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︎ Jan 30 2020
How do Mexicans take their medication?
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︎ Feb 20 2020
I spent the last two hours trying to get the lid off my medication.
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︎ Aug 10 2019
What medication was the sad ant prescribed?
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︎ May 27 2019
As a pharmacist who usually writes instruction labels for oral medications...
Most of what I say to patients is ingest.
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︎ Mar 10 2019
My wife had two crowns put on her teeth yesterday. She was complaining about the pain and the dentist gave her some medication for it. We are talking later and she said that she waited too long between the first and second pill and her teeth started to ache again. I asked her what time that was.
She said she didn't remember.
I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!
She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.
Totally worth it.
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︎ Dec 22 2018
What medication are ants prescribed to deal with their low moods?
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︎ Jul 01 2018
Just to be clear, I use acne medication.
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︎ Aug 11 2018
My wife told me she couldnβt remember whether she took her anti-anxiety medication or not.
I asked, βAre you worried about it?β
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︎ Aug 26 2018
My dad went out to pick up my hemorrhoid medication yesterday
When he came back, he put it on the table and texted me, "Your meds are here. I hope it rectifies your problem."
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︎ Mar 27 2015
Why do we call unintended results of taking medications side effects, and not...
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︎ Jul 25 2016
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.
Itβs for Hispanic attacks.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication
It's for Hispanic attacks
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
I was prescribed medication but I couldn't take it. It was too hard to get the lid off. You might have heard of it...
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︎ May 17 2020
To the person who stole my antidepression medication
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︎ Aug 22 2018
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