Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication

For Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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I remember when Viagra was the only hard-on medication...

Nowadays there seems to be a lot of stiff competition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeaDawger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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My job is to deliver medication to chickens and cows etc...

I'm a farm assist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carts614
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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New medication created. Reduces swelling but makes you swear.

Ibuprofane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toilet_King_101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Diabetes medication has a profit margin close to 1000%

Now that's just Insul(t)in'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFillywonk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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There’s this new medication that makes people brave, but reckless.

It’s called Risketall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One-Angry-Goose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Did you hear there is a new medication for diarrhoea?

It will not be out for a while, as it is still in testin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What’s a proctologist’s favorite medication?

Ass-pirin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorMasterBates
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I was prescribed medication but couldn't take it. It was impossible to get that damn lid off...

You might have heard of it. It's called Tryopenin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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I didn't mean to take too much of my anxiety medication

It was Xanax-ident

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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How do Dutch doctors prescribe medications?

In windmilligrams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyDelicious
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Gonorrhea would be a great name for diarrhea medication.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zekesnack
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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There should be a manly constipation medication called "Court Marshall."

"You are now relieved of duty!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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To the guy who stole my depression medication,

I hope you're happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hood-30535
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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How do Mexicans take their medication?

‘Órale!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arctic92
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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I spent the last two hours trying to get the lid off my medication.

It's called Tryopenin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What medication was the sad ant prescribed?

Ant-I-depressants!

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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As a pharmacist who usually writes instruction labels for oral medications...

Most of what I say to patients is ingest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheweduproach
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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My wife had two crowns put on her teeth yesterday. She was complaining about the pain and the dentist gave her some medication for it. We are talking later and she said that she waited too long between the first and second pill and her teeth started to ache again. I asked her what time that was.

She said she didn't remember.

I asked her if it was around tooth hurty!

She got mad and hit me in the arm and stopped talking to me for a while.

Totally worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackdragon8577
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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What medication are ants prescribed to deal with their low moods?

Anty Depressants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthearistocrat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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Just to be clear, I use acne medication.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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My wife told me she couldn’t remember whether she took her anti-anxiety medication or not.

I asked, β€œAre you worried about it?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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My dad went out to pick up my hemorrhoid medication yesterday

When he came back, he put it on the table and texted me, "Your meds are here. I hope it rectifies your problem."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorDash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2015
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Why do we call unintended results of taking medications side effects, and not...

pill bugs?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatrickBaitman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2016
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonathanWickers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.

It’s for Hispanic attacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrTomatoHead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication

It's for Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_L_v_e_S
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For Hispanic attacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tall_brown
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I was prescribed medication but I couldn't take it. It was too hard to get the lid off. You might have heard of it...

TRYOPENIN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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To the person who stole my antidepression medication

I hope you're happy now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisFhey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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