When the doctor told me that there was a cure for dyslexia,
What happens, when a doctor catches a disease, that he already found the cure for?
He gets a taste of his own medicine.
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1001 cures for itches."
I guess, I've got to start again from scratch.
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
It’s called plant yourself on the couch.
I invented the cure for Covid, it's made of my own breed of coffee.
I call it the Mcafee antivirus
My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
I made a medicine using ducks that can cure cancer...
They developed a cure for my vampirism AND my blindness!
Never thought I'd see the day.
A blind man asked a doctor if there was a way to cure his blindness
The doctor said eat plenty of sea salt.
This one will give you a headache. Or Cure it.
How did the doctors cure the invisible man?
They took him to the ICU.
I have found the cure for blindness!
Has anyone heard that joke that seemingly cures Covid-19?
I havent yet, but I heard its a riot
Did you hear that they came out with a cure for the Coronavirus?
Me neither... But apparently it's a riot!
Mary Pill Poppins Pharmaceutical just created a miracle drug that can cure any human of any disease. It's effectiveness is renowned while it's side effects are surprisingly minimal: thick layer of skin develops on the lips while rendering them dry, cracked and quite odorous.
Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis
I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.
I won’t rest until I find it.
So I walk into the pharmacy, and ask for a coronovirus cure.
Them: Ammonia cleaner?
Me: oh sorry I thought you were the pharmacist.
My wife doesn’t believe I can cure her blindness ...
Upgrading to the latest version of Microsoft Office can cure your depression.
It really improves your Outlook.
I have cancer, I need a cure
I went to my therapist today to see if he could cure my kleptomania
He said, "Sure, take a seat"
I’ve just found a cure for anorexia.
It was a piece of cake 🍰!!! 😂
he probably needed to pay through his nose to cure that illness, eh
A blind man was at the doctor’s when the doctor mentioned a possible cure for his vision problems.
There’s a solution in sight.
What’s a good book to cure depression?
"What's this? Will it cure my hangover??" I asked.
"It's a breathlyzer, sir," replied the cop. "Please step out of your vehicle."
What do we want?!... A cure for tourettes! When do we want it?!...
My classmates in medical school said he found the cure for obesity.
He won't tell me what it is, but he insists it's as easy as taking candy from a baby.
What is the cure for a gluten allergy?
Did you hear about the new soda that cures sexual transmitted infections?
My computer crashed and I lost all the notes I'd saved for the book I'm working on called '1,001 cures for itches.'
I guess I'll have to start again from scratch.
I lost my notes I was writing for my book called "1,001 ways to cure an itch."
Guess I'll have to start from scratch.
I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.
I won’t rest until I find it.
I will not rest until I find the cure ..
I've dedicated my life to find the cure for insomnia.
I won't rest until I find it.
I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.
I won’t rest until I find it.
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