Can you imagine cured meat? Sitting around, brining all day, never lifting a finger.
It's just in salting
How do you greet at Muslim cured meats butcher ?
a-salami-maker
The meat put into salami is cured.
All the other meats are terminal.
My friend re: cured meats
Mom: Do you want a snack? We've got some cheese and summer sausage.
Zack: You guys have had this since summer? I'm surprised it's still good...
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
The Sausages.
This belong here... (xpost from r/charcuterie from r/funny)
We were all out at dinner taking about meats
Friend 1: yeah, I used to cure my own meat Friend 2: oh no! What was it sick from?
deafening silence except for me spitting out my bread
