Guess I'll hope for the breast, but expect the wurst.
I'm quitting cold turkey
I got goose bumps
What a chicken.
Looks like I'm going to have to quit cold turkey.
as I can no longer make hens meet!
He quit cold turkey
Upon hearing the news, his neighbours and other farm owners decide to chip in to help him through a tough time.
With high hopes and heavy pockets, they reach Mr. Jones' farmhouse, only to see him merrily sipping lemonade on the porch. Confused, a person from the horde asks him, "Aren't you devastated?"
To which the farmer says,
No ham, no fowl
The second I arrived his chickens started to attack me.
He fought them off and said, “Sorry about them. They’re jerk chickens.”
A chick magnate
It just smells so fowl.
Co-worker and I were talking about his contract here, and if he's heard anything about the position here at work. He told me he hasn't, but that he has some other interviews coming up.
"I don't want to keep all my eggs in one basket" he tells me.
"That's right." I reply. "You should keep them in the fridge so they don't spoil!"