My dad used to annoy me with bird puns.
But now I realize toucan play that game.
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.
Well, toucan play that game.
My friend wouldn’t stop telling me bird puns
Little did he know toucan play at that game
Wanna hear a bird pun? ..no?
Bird puns in the comments
[REQUEST] Star Wars Bird Puns
Working on a little something. Give me your best and I will include you in the credits.
So far I only have: Coo Skywalker
Edit: thanks for all the replies! I will post game here soon, and pm those whose puns I end up using.
Who will join me in a bird pun exchange? TOUCAN Play at This Game
My dad kept making bird puns today.
I told him toucan play at that game.
What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
What do you call a annoying bird
Why couldn't the man stop buying birds?
Birds
What sport do birds love?
Crow-quet
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
Have you heard about the disease you get from kissing birds ?
It's called Chirpies. It's a canarial disease. It's untweetable.
So if a bird lives by the sea it’s a seagull. If it lives by the bay it’s bagel.
So if it’s covered in slime, is it a googull?
Why do birds fly south ?
Cause it’s too far to walk
Sitting around watching the birds crowd around the bird feeder,
My brother says, "Someone must have left a good Yelp review."
I said, "Yeah, somebody tweeted about it."
Storks bring babies, but do you know what type of birds prevent babies?
What do you call a coffee shop runned by birds?
What do you call birds that stick together?
What do you get when you feed the birds?
Fat birds.
(Took this from Mary Poppins)
What do you call a bird that has committed a crime?
Pet owner: "Vet , my birds are stuck together."
Vet: "I'm sorry, I don't understand. It's toucan fusing."
The bird war is over
They signed a peace tweety
What do you call a sick bird from Mars?
Why are birds so successful?
What do you call a bird that fights?
What do you call a rude game bird?
Two birds run into a bank
Bird 1: what are we doing
Bird 2: we robin
Ik delivery couldve been better but leave me be best my hungover ass can do rn
Bird Puns?
Toucan play at that game.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns
But toucan play that game
Bird puns
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Never Try to Annoy someone with bird puns.
Because Toucan play the game
My Friend wouldn’t stop telling me bird puns
So I said Toucan play at that game
Never try to annoy me with bird puns..
Because toucan play at that game
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Never try to annoy someone with bird puns.
Because toucan play at that game.
You know why I like bird puns?
Because toucan play at that game.
My friend thinks he can make better bird puns than me
Toucan play at this game!
My friend keeps sending me bird puns.
He doesn't realise toucan play that game
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
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