I just spent three hours chasing all the water fowl out of my yard...
I have no egrets.
Anyone else having fowl weather?
This isnβt just gross - itβs fucking fowl
I have always wondered when chickens communicate, do they use 'fowl' language?
What do you call a pious fowl?
A Turkey Friar
Bird flew into the window today. No fowl play suspected as of now.
I saw a cool movie on Netflix on migratory water fowl.
It was a great duckumentary.
"Crime most fowl ends happily"
Fowl Ball! v.redd.it/pfy47g21e1531
Chicken is really fowl nowadays
If autocorrect changes fuck to duck, it is still fowl language.
I just launched a dating app for water fowl.
I'm calling it "Gandr"
*Johnson winds up, throws a hard one straight down the middle. That one turns fowl.* giphy.com/gifs/firstandmoβ¦
Phone autocorrecting 'fuck' to 'duck' is technically okay as they're both fowl language. reddit.com/r/Showerthoughβ¦
An observant but not-so-trustworthy friend of mine dropped by my fowl farm yesterday.
He took a gander.
if you teach a goose to use a computer, is it a technical fowl?
My friend from Silicon Valley developed a dating app for water fowl.
"Gandr"
That is just fowl (X-post) imgur.com/nMpkxqx
A chicken omelette has to be the most fowl thing ever.
Autocorrect changes "fucking" to "ducking" because it knows you want to use fowl language.
It was suggested I post here.
My town was trying to pave over the swamp in the middle of town for a new Kmart but the large water fowl with long beaks and a large throat pouches would not move...
They were a species of peliwon'ts.
Dying because you ate bad chicken would be a very fowl way to go.
At Thanksgiving, everyone at the dinner table was noticeably fowl-mouthed.
You'll need to be in a fowl mood to eat this
Two water fowl walk into a bar...
The third one ducks
Whatβs a really fowl Christmas song?
Duck the halls
My dad made a fowl joke at dinner
Today at the dinner table, my family and I were discussing wine when my brother says "Yes, but I find wine to be foul!"
My dad, from across the table chimes in "I personally find chicken to be fowl."
A wave of groans and chuckles ensued.
Party Fowl tapastic.com/episode/1375
A fowl joke
My brother texted our family group chat with a photo of a KFC in the background and a chicken in the foreground. There was some writing about "walking through the valley of shadow and death etc"
My dad replies "that's a-boc-alyptic"
