Another fowl pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phoeniks26
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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I just spent three hours chasing all the water fowl out of my yard...

I have no egrets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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Anyone else having fowl weather?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilovebirds123456
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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This isn’t just gross - it’s fucking fowl
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πŸ‘€︎ u/norse_force_30
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Fowl Joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOther36
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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I have always wondered when chickens communicate, do they use 'fowl' language?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickDaivik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What do you call a pious fowl?

A Turkey Friar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orange_cookie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Bird flew into the window today. No fowl play suspected as of now.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnarkiestofSharks
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I saw a cool movie on Netflix on migratory water fowl.

It was a great duckumentary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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"Crime most fowl ends happily"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AutisticHelpsYou
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Fowl play
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πŸ‘€︎ u/13Ergophobia
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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That joke is fowl
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_LumberZack_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Chicken is really fowl nowadays
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πŸ‘€︎ u/totally_not_a_jew
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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If autocorrect changes fuck to duck, it is still fowl language.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RevaliTheRito28
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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I just launched a dating app for water fowl.

I'm calling it "Gandr"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WorldsMostDad
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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*Johnson winds up, throws a hard one straight down the middle. That one turns fowl.* giphy.com/gifs/firstandmo…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Phone autocorrecting 'fuck' to 'duck' is technically okay as they're both fowl language. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Redstoner
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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An observant but not-so-trustworthy friend of mine dropped by my fowl farm yesterday.

He took a gander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAiFauxThe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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if you teach a goose to use a computer, is it a technical fowl?
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My friend from Silicon Valley developed a dating app for water fowl.

"Gandr"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WorldsMostDad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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That is just fowl (X-post) imgur.com/nMpkxqx
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassjet
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A chicken omelette has to be the most fowl thing ever.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tigertoothdada
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Autocorrect changes "fucking" to "ducking" because it knows you want to use fowl language.

It was suggested I post here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Warlizard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2014
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My town was trying to pave over the swamp in the middle of town for a new Kmart but the large water fowl with long beaks and a large throat pouches would not move...

They were a species of peliwon'ts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Dying because you ate bad chicken would be a very fowl way to go.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LynxSquared
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2017
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At Thanksgiving, everyone at the dinner table was noticeably fowl-mouthed.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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You'll need to be in a fowl mood to eat this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hilarysaurus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2016
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Two water fowl walk into a bar...

The third one ducks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/essjayhawk
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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What’s a really fowl Christmas song?

Duck the halls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djileum2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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My dad made a fowl joke at dinner

Today at the dinner table, my family and I were discussing wine when my brother says "Yes, but I find wine to be foul!"

My dad, from across the table chimes in "I personally find chicken to be fowl."

A wave of groans and chuckles ensued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryan722
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2016
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirlancealot45
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2013
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A fowl joke

My brother texted our family group chat with a photo of a KFC in the background and a chicken in the foreground. There was some writing about "walking through the valley of shadow and death etc"

My dad replies "that's a-boc-alyptic"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Hozer
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2016
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Please excuse my fowl language

Quack, quack quack, quack quack quack!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sal6a
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