I started up a dating site for chickens, but it's not my main job, I'm just doing it…

…to make hens meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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Phil Dunphy...

β€œYou only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child because it’s easy to do. β€˜Save the giblets’”

β€” Phil Dunphy

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