An offal lot goes into a hotdog.
I went to a Mexican restaurant and ordered the menudo; it was offal...
What do you call a free offal kebab?
An organ doner.
Iβm not surprised Silence of the Lambs won Oscars, its an offally good film
Iβll get my coat
I really hate puns about haggis
I just think there offal
Japanese Cuisine
Friend: You tried Yakiniku when you were in Japan?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: What kind?
Me: I had horumon
Friend: Oh... that's offal.
Me: It really was.
Why shouldn't you eat entrails?
Because they're offal
I like to make jokes about using animal innards for food.
But people tell me they're offal.
The marine biologist tripped and the chum bucket spilled all over everything
It was an offal mess
I told my wife we were having liver and onions for dinner and she said that's disgusting!!
I said, no it's offal.
I had kidney and liver pudding for dinner last night.
It was offal.
My dad refuses to eat calve's liver.
It makes him veal offal.
My boyfriend says that Spam is a very delicious meat...
...but I think it's just offal!
I tried some haggis the other day
It was absolutely offal.
What's the wurst thing about hot dog jokes?
They're offal.
My dinner tonight consisted of the internal organs and entrails of a butchered animal.
It was offal.
Did I ever tell you about the time I ate deer guts?
Don't recommend it. It tasted offal.
A dad buys his son a dog.
The son is lazy and lets his dog shit wherever it wants and doesn't clean it up. One day the dad gets fed up. He says to his son "clean up your dog's shit, it smells offal."
My coworker tried Haggis in Scotland
Coworker A: "it wasn't awful, but it wasn't great"
Coworker B: "actually, it was Offal"
