An offal lot goes into a hotdog.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doogy650
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I went to a Mexican restaurant and ordered the menudo; it was offal...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mister347
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2015
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What do you call a free offal kebab?

An organ doner.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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I’m not surprised Silence of the Lambs won Oscars, its an offally good film

I’ll get my coat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogburster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I really hate puns about haggis

I just think there offal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wot_something
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Japanese Cuisine

Friend: You tried Yakiniku when you were in Japan?

Me: Yeah.

Friend: What kind?
Me: I had horumon

Friend: Oh... that's offal.

Me: It really was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theonlybobtheduck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Why shouldn't you eat entrails?

Because they're offal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I like to make jokes about using animal innards for food.

But people tell me they're offal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wuellig
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Mortal Combat voice
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goldemeyer14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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The marine biologist tripped and the chum bucket spilled all over everything

It was an offal mess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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I told my wife we were having liver and onions for dinner and she said that's disgusting!!

I said, no it's offal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/430am
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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I had kidney and liver pudding for dinner last night.

It was offal.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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My dad refuses to eat calve's liver.

It makes him veal offal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paracog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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My boyfriend says that Spam is a very delicious meat...

...but I think it's just offal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzy_lizzy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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I tried some haggis the other day

It was absolutely offal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ollieacappella
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2016
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What's the wurst thing about hot dog jokes?

They're offal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbdekker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2016
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My dinner tonight consisted of the internal organs and entrails of a butchered animal.

It was offal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomDrunk88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2017
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Did I ever tell you about the time I ate deer guts?

Don't recommend it. It tasted offal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anthemsofagony
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2017
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A dad buys his son a dog.

The son is lazy and lets his dog shit wherever it wants and doesn't clean it up. One day the dad gets fed up. He says to his son "clean up your dog's shit, it smells offal."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elronnd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2017
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My coworker tried Haggis in Scotland

Coworker A: "it wasn't awful, but it wasn't great"

Coworker B: "actually, it was Offal"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brostafarian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2014
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Liver...

What an offal food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twin802
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2016
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Organic food

is offal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electropriest
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2017
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