Me: You’re doing it right now.
Your Brain: I probably won’t do that.
Me: You have to read this dad joke backwards for it to make sense.
He had a very bright mind
It really makes you think
Due to all the indoor fins
Dopameme
I should call it Tumor Humor.
I’ve changed my mind
You can’t change my mind
He's getting plenty of re-cognition.
You look nervous.
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain.
On the left side there's nothing right, and on the right side there's nothing left! 🤣
. . . you would die.
It was a zombie alpaca-lypse...
...Just some food for thought.
My dad is a health care professional and recently had a patient that has been “huffing Freon for the past 18 years.” His response?
“I wonder if he gets really bad brain freeze.”
It was a stroke of genius
His drill slipped
It was a real stroke of genius
First one that comes to mind....
But the neurosurgeon changed my mind
I thought he said trains and I missed mine
When he was handing out noses
I thought he said roses so I asked for a big red one
and he gave it me too
When he was handing out willies
I thought he said chillies
So I asked for a small hot one
Please add more below.......................
NARF! Guns
But after a successful surgery the Dr changed my mind
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
I’m drawing a blank
Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now
He said it looked like it had never been used!
(True story, that. Meaning that he said it. I'm guessing it's something he enjoys saying to people who he doesn't have to give bad or concerning news to.)
Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".
Trusting reddit community for the edgiest puns or mindless creativity.
Me: You’re doing it right now.
Your Brain: I probably won’t do that.
Me: You have to read this dad joke backwards for it to make sense.
.....but then I changed my mind.
On the left side, there's nothing right.
On the right side, there's nothing left.
but then I changed my mind.
In the left side, there's nothing right and in the right side, there's nothing left.
I changed my mind.
Then I changed my mind.
But then I changed my mind
...but then I changed my mind.
