A jean-ius brain.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bewondered
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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Your Brain: Woah!

Me: You’re doing it right now.

Your Brain: I probably won’t do that.

Me: You have to read this dad joke backwards for it to make sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H1444
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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Big brain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Un_FaZed211
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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A scientist figured out how to put a light bulb into his brain.

He had a very bright mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HANS0troll
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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The human brain is truly fascinating

It really makes you think

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hellonicety
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain

Due to all the indoor fins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jp_mclovin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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What chemical is released in your brain when you find something funny on the internet?

Dopameme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SixTwoVI
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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This subreddit's humor makes me have a brain problem.

I should call it Tumor Humor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaxiCato62
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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After a regrettable brain transplant, he turned around to his wife and said:

I’ve changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageRags
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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Brain transplants will never work

You can’t change my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudenWolfe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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I know a brain surgeon that can recover any damaged brain.

He's getting plenty of re-cognition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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My brain hurts.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monster2239
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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Racket in my brain....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissyAnnComics
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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What did the heart say to the brain before an exam?

You look nervous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trussikud
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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I discovered what's wrong with my brain.

I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain.
On the left side there's nothing right, and on the right side there's nothing left! 🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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Did you know, if you took out your brain, and laid every neuron out in a line . . .

. . . you would die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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A herd of llamas tried to eat my brain!

It was a zombie alpaca-lypse...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michelreid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?

...Just some food for thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EtoStui
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Brain freeze

My dad is a health care professional and recently had a patient that has been β€œhuffing Freon for the past 18 years.” His response?

β€œI wonder if he gets really bad brain freeze.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/got_any_3s
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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When that Apple hit Isaac Newton on the head, it gave him a brain embolism

It was a stroke of genius

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalterNewton
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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I was punned by my own brain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Queen-of-meme
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Eye roll upto the brain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyYoda
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?

His drill slipped

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Remember when Albert Einstein lost blood supply to his brain?

It was a real stroke of genius

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackoMabreda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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The first woman who gave brain had an open mind.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edwinflames
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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There are several reasons that a brain fetish is weird.

First one that comes to mind....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatoeoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Dads, do you have the brain power for this joke? /r/cleanjokes/comments/k2…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspire_me_please
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I didn't want to have a brain surgery

But the neurosurgeon changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phlegmaticguy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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When God was handing out brains

I thought he said trains and I missed mine

When he was handing out noses

I thought he said roses so I asked for a big red one

and he gave it me too

When he was handing out willies

I thought he said chillies

So I asked for a small hot one

Please add more below.......................

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goldygold2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What is Pinky's (of Pinky and the Brain) favorite toy?

NARF! Guns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heybuddy313
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I didn’t think brain surgery was ethnical...

But after a successful surgery the Dr changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RICKDOGG424
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Big brain time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PENTOVILLIANKING
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.

Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Forgive my brain, but I felt the urge to share this baby of mine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClerSeaworth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I was asked to illustrate a brain fart

I’m drawing a blank

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScreaminTom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so he’d have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.

Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoohsySlayer69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Neurologist said my brain was perfect!

He said it looked like it had never been used!

(True story, that. Meaning that he said it. I'm guessing it's something he enjoys saying to people who he doesn't have to give bad or concerning news to.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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3D Print Shop Name pun that blows your brains out

Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".

Trusting reddit community for the edgiest puns or mindless creativity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marjers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Your Brain: Woah!

Me: You’re doing it right now.

Your Brain: I probably won’t do that.

Me: You have to read this dad joke backwards for it to make sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OPs_Mom_and_Dad
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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I wasn't originally going to have a brain transplant....

.....but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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2 parts to a brain...The left side and a right side.

On the left side, there's nothing right.

On the right side, there's nothing left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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At first I wasn't going to get a brain transplant,

but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacoenthusiast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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You have 2 parts to a brain...Left and Right...

In the left side, there's nothing right and in the right side, there's nothing left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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I was all set to get a brain transplant.

I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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I decided to have a brain transplant.

Then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hang-me-im-guilty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I wasn't originally planning on getting a brain transplant

But then I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant...

...but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopDawg117
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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