Big brain time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PENTOVILLIANKING
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29
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I ask someone, what's the most brain dead subreddit

He replied with r/Zombies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wornsy21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01
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Teacher: why are you smiling? My brain:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peepeebigg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29
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Doctor: Your brain fell out after your accident, but we managed to put it back in.

Me: Thanks for reminding me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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What is a brain?

It is in my head but I can't explain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobbyBrownOlaf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21
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Big Brain Time Alert
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soda_Monster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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My friend was diagnosed with water on the brain...

We gave him a tap on the head and he is fine now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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A brain and a set of jumper cables walk into a bar...

Brain: β€œI’d like a pint for my friend and I”

Bartender: β€œSorry, sir I can’t serve you”

Brain: β€œWhy not?!”

Bartender: β€œWell, you look like you’re out of your head, and your friend looks like he wants to start something!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnhill2088
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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Yeah this is big brain time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHyperthetical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Doctor: your brain fell out during the accident but don't worry I put it back in

Me: thanks for reminding me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A1B1D1U1L1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain because...

...of the indoor fins...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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Why does keeping a fish aquarium calm the brain?

All the indoor fins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JadedByEntropy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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What do you call the folds of an artist’s brain?

Michelangelobes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cripps96
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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I have a brain like a computer.

Unfortunately it was made in the early 60's and is now obsolete.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sparkei1ca
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.

Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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I asked if it was ethical to talk about brains

They told me it was a gray area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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What do African brain surgeons like to do in the summer

They like to go Hippo-CAMP-us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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Keeping tropical fish at at home can have a calming effect on the brain.

Due to all the indoor fins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TellmSteveDave
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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Do you know what the last thing to go through a fly's brain is as it hits your windshield?

Its butt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Photographer_Rob
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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Which part of the brain is used to play chess?

The pons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/getuplast
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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I need a brain transplant

Change my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_amxxn_x
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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What do you call a woman with two brains?

Pregnant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedCakesYT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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I used my brain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnAverageTomato
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Interestingly I saw a tree today wearing a dress. After racking my brain I finally just walked away.

It was a Miss Tree to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?

It was pretty mindblowing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ejdxjd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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What do you call a guy with big muscles and small brains?

An oxymoron!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NukulerNicky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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What did the zombie say to the kindergartener after he took her brain?

I got your knows!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evasive-Cupid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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Ah yes, Yale. Very smart, big brain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/br1sK_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Have you ever wondered: Why do zombies eat brains?

Food for thought

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πŸ‘€︎ u/everflow
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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I’ve always said no to brain surgery.

But, now I kinda want to change my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charlottekarma
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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My friend Ed had a brain transplant.

Now he’s brained Ed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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I had to have brain surgery not too long ago..

I guess it changed my mind.

:s

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!

Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?

Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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Why did the brain eat so much?

To achieve mindfulness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kr1sh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Big brain time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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I didn’t always want a brain transplant,

but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all info about 80s music!

Man: Yikes! What’s The Cure?

Doctor: Whoa! It’s worse than I thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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My brain is quaking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gigavern
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?

It's called the Hippocampus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Childhoodcocaine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I refuse to get a brain transplant

Unless, that is, you change my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I wasn't going to get a brain transplant

But then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anudeep30
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I want a brain transplant... change my mind.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_paul_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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How do you mess up a brain, on paper?

With a few strokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DjRapitops
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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When you lose your brain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Polar_Eagle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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I was gonna get a brain transplant.

but the I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenEcho404
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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What do you get when you cross a pair of jeans and a brain?

Genius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mesir
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?

The treefrontal cortex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nubsnivel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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This is big brain time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captainspookle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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1am brain fart
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFellCleave
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I'm having a brain transplant,

I don't think you can change my mind now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urak47
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Big brain

If you find yourself locked out of your house, talk to the door because communication is key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4Dtwins
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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A brain aneurysm would be swell.

And brain aneurysm is a ruptured blood vessel. It sweeps up and bursts. So, it would be swell, as in a swelling. And it would be swell as in terrific & welcomed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lapret
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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What happens when my brain finds out of the existence of the KORG minilogue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/st3f-ping
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?

His specialty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/londovir69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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The brain is an amazing organ

it really makes you think

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlopes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Doctor: It seems that your brain has deleted all information about '80s music.

Me: Yikes! What's the cure?

Doctor: Oh my god, it's worse than I thought!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bopaqod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?

She gave him a piece of her mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_aftershock786
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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Your brain right now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skiesys
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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This made me chuckle. I always say as long as my legs are spry and my brain is working, I can pick up extra shifts.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moose_da_goose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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That brain surgeon really opened my mind.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day

He was a rather open-minded man if you ask me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impostorbot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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I was going to get a brain transplant

But the idea of opening up your head really changes your mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Geckta_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miniman132
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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After a brain scan, a doctor with bad bedside manor says to his patient seems like I'll see you TU MOR times, because you have TU MOR days to live.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Pun
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I wanted to have a brain transplant

But I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotandspicyvegan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Brain transplant. (Found on r/dankmemes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeanSalad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory

You can keep that in mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g0t__em
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?

We've been in the gene pool too long

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCattMan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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I want a brain transplant

Change my mind

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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I had a dream I was looking for my brain

But it was all in my head.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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My brain hates me

Thoughts that keep my brain from being able to sleep 😴 at night:

Why isn’t artificial cinnamon flavoring called cinn-onym? πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant,

but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AissaLaBanda16
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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I wasn't going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

(Repost to edit spelling)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justcallmemuffin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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There is Dope a meme in your brain now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevinTheMulatto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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A major component of our brains
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ABS96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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A man was masturbating, when the blood was suddenly cut off to his brain...

...he was having a stroke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luko_the_meme
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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I thought about having a brain transplant.

But then I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sparkyfam9000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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How do you decide whether to be a Brain Surgeon or a Novelist?

You flip a coin. It’ll land on heads or tales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ranchi12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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What part of the brain deals with the knowledge of trees?

The treefrontal cortex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nubsnivel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I told the surgeon that I didn't need the brain transplant.

But he changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NitrousPC
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?

Food for thought, isn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cylasbreakdown
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner

Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremywarne
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I think I want a brain transplant.

Change my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vertibrae-X
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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I was absolutely livid at my doctor. He said I had a brain tumour that wasn’t malignant, whatever the hell that meant.

I was visibly panicking, but I lost it when he said it’s β€œAll in your head.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neloc1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Thought of getting a brain transplant, but then i changed my mind.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikletimes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain

because of the indoor fins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain

Due to all the indoor fins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I was going to have a brain transplant

Changed my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_TheTrashPanda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I wasn't going to get a brain transplant

Then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KirbyKilla101
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant...

But then I changed my mind.

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πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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