I didn't want to have a brain surgery
But the neurosurgeon changed my mind
I’ve always said no to brain surgery.
But, now I kinda want to change my mind.
I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day
He was a rather open-minded man if you ask me
What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?
His specialty.
If hippos went to brain surgery school. Would they be on a hippocampus?
People often stare at my back-alley cosmetic surgery to remove half of my brain...
I have half a mind to tell em where to go.
Where do animals go to learn brain surgery?
The Hippo Campus
My dad before a surgery to remove a brain tumor. It's a classic!
Dad: Will I be able to play the piano after? Nurse: Yea of course! Dad: Oh cool! I can't even do that right now! Edit: Alright guys! I get it, old post! I just thought it was pretty funny considering the circumstances.
I didn't use to have much faith in modern medicine...
but then I had to undergo emergency brain surgery and it really changed my mind.
