Ever since I went through with my sex change operation my kids have been completely ignoring me
It's like I'm transparent.
Why did Ho Chi Minh never conduct espionage operations at Christmas?
That's the only time anyone actually looks for Minh's spies.
Don't worry, I'm fine after the sex operation
My deer cloning operation has succeeded!
I can finally make a quick buck...
Disney isn't going to die and go out of business even though they completely shut down operations and didn't produce anything for three months.
They just suspended animation.
What do you call a medical operation to see inside an ocean?
(Thought this one up while waiting for my biopsy)
What do you call an operation on a barbie doll
Did you know that doctors that perform circumscisions don’t make a lot of money for those operations?
They only get paid in tips.
Is there a dessert place called Operation Dessert Storm? Because there probably should be
The mascot could be General Smore man Schwarzkopf
Before my operation last week, the nurse wanted to know if I could give them a contact number in case of an emergency...
Every operation a cardiac surgeon performs is heartfelt
What do you tell the doctor before an operation?
Did you hear about the midgets starting a beer making operation?
It's a micro brewery!
That was a small joke I just made up. Hopefully it will humor you, a little.
Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
what's the official medical term for a woman-to-man sex change operation?
After this operation will I be able to play the piano
Good because I couldn’t do it before
What do you call someone who is in charge of running all operations for a farm?
Whats it called when a women has a sex change operation?
What did the Allies call the operation to depose Mussolini?
The lake by my house was overpopulated with river otters that would bite and harass people. The local gov used explosives to fix the problem. They called it operation otter pop
My doctor says I need an operation, but I can't afford it. I asked the doctor if it was something I could do on my own.
I never see my father after his sex change operation...
It's like he's transparent.
Hey did you hear about that rapper that underwent 3 sex change operations?
Yeah, Lil Confused right?
I saw a sign while driving. It said: Bus lane is in operation.
Hopefully it comes out alive.
The kids want to play Operation but I can't bring myself to tell them that the game is missing a piece
I just don't have the heart
My wife wanted me to be there for her operation to provide "moral support"
I told her she should probably talk to a priest instead.
My Mom has no problem talking about his recent the sex-change operation.
He's quite TransParent about it.
How do surgeons do chest operations without breaking the rib cage?
My friend is moving to Africa to teach basic math operations to underprivileged kids.
The movie's plot was showing average day-to-day operations of the pizza shop
A rare glimpse of a slice of life
My dad told me he was exhausted after performing hundreds of operations today.
Was talking to my dad about his knee operation
He told me he had 5 knees now
Sex change operations are one thing, but Human to animal operations really give me paws.
Even though he extremely skeptical, the hunchback’s wife finally convinced him to see a surgeon to straighten his spine. When the operation was done, he came home and told his wife:
My wife asked me how I would feel about doing an operation that would turn me into a dog
I said “it would give me paws.”
A campsite was forced to freeze its operations for a whole day when a spiteful customer paid his entire expenses in 5 cent coins.
The campsite reports that it is the first time that they've encountered such a tent nickel difficulty.
Did you hear about the nationwide sting operation on those who mix drinks?
Many of them are behind bars now.