When I woke up from an operation, the nurse leaned over and said, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
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︎ Feb 05 2021
What would u call Hitler if he got removed of his own dick by operation and put someone else's dick there?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
My mail man just had a sex change operation.
I guess I should call him a post man now
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What mathematical operation do the French despise?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
After the Sex change operation, The Juggler is too scared to try juggling again.
It seems he doesnβt have the balls to do it again.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
A bloke wakes up in hospital after an operation and shouts "Doctor I cant feel my legs"
The doctor said i know we chopped your arms off.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Operation Pothole
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︎ Apr 10 2019
Why did Ho Chi Minh never conduct espionage operations at Christmas?
That's the only time anyone actually looks for Minh's spies.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Ever since I went through with my sex change operation my kids have been completely ignoring me
It's like I'm transparent.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Don't worry, I'm fine after the sex operation
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︎ Jun 13 2020
My deer cloning operation has succeeded!
I can finally make a quick buck...
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Did you know that doctors that perform circumscisions donβt make a lot of money for those operations?
They only get paid in tips.
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Disney isn't going to die and go out of business even though they completely shut down operations and didn't produce anything for three months.
They just suspended animation.
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︎ May 16 2020
What do you call a medical operation to see inside an ocean?
A biop-sea.
(Thought this one up while waiting for my biopsy)
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︎ Mar 21 2020
What do you call an operation on a barbie doll
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︎ Mar 29 2020
Is there a dessert place called Operation Dessert Storm? Because there probably should be
The mascot could be General Smore man Schwarzkopf
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
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︎ Jun 04 2019
Before my operation last week, the nurse wanted to know if I could give them a contact number in case of an emergency...
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︎ Dec 29 2019
Every operation a cardiac surgeon performs is heartfelt
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︎ Nov 25 2019
What do you tell the doctor before an operation?
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Did you hear about the midgets starting a beer making operation?
It's a micro brewery!
That was a small joke I just made up. Hopefully it will humor you, a little.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
After this operation will I be able to play the piano
Yes
Good because I couldnβt do it before
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︎ Jul 15 2019
My doctor says I need an operation, but I can't afford it. I asked the doctor if it was something I could do on my own.
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︎ Feb 08 2018
What do you call someone who is in charge of running all operations for a farm?
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︎ May 13 2019
The lake by my house was overpopulated with river otters that would bite and harass people. The local gov used explosives to fix the problem. They called it operation otter pop
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︎ Apr 15 2019
What did the Allies call the operation to depose Mussolini?
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Whats it called when a women has a sex change operation?
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︎ Jul 18 2019
Hey did you hear about that rapper that underwent 3 sex change operations?
Yeah, Lil Confused right?
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︎ Apr 16 2019
I saw a sign while driving. It said: Bus lane is in operation.
Hopefully it comes out alive.
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︎ Mar 27 2019
I never see my father after his sex change operation...
It's like he's transparent.
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︎ Apr 14 2019
The kids want to play Operation but I can't bring myself to tell them that the game is missing a piece
I just don't have the heart
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︎ Apr 07 2019
My wife wanted me to be there for her operation to provide "moral support"
I told her she should probably talk to a priest instead.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
How do surgeons do chest operations without breaking the rib cage?
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︎ Dec 24 2018
My friend is moving to Africa to teach basic math operations to underprivileged kids.
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︎ Dec 11 2018
My Mom has no problem talking about his recent the sex-change operation.
He's quite TransParent about it.
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︎ Mar 15 2019
The movie's plot was showing average day-to-day operations of the pizza shop
A rare glimpse of a slice of life
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︎ Nov 29 2018
Sex change operations are one thing, but Human to animal operations really give me paws.
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︎ Aug 23 2017
My dad told me he was exhausted after performing hundreds of operations today.
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︎ Dec 07 2018
Was talking to my dad about his knee operation
He told me he had 5 knees now
Left knee
Right knee
Kidney
Hiney
And weenie
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︎ Jan 09 2018
Even though he extremely skeptical, the hunchbackβs wife finally convinced him to see a surgeon to straighten his spine. When the operation was done, he came home and told his wife:
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︎ Mar 14 2018
A campsite was forced to freeze its operations for a whole day when a spiteful customer paid his entire expenses in 5 cent coins.
The campsite reports that it is the first time that they've encountered such a tent nickel difficulty.
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︎ Feb 13 2017
Did you hear about the nationwide sting operation on those who mix drinks?
Many of them are behind bars now.
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︎ Jun 21 2017
My wife asked me how I would feel about doing an operation that would turn me into a dog
I said βit would give me paws.β
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︎ Mar 25 2018
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