When I promise to come up with an organ transplant pun.
What makes a great transplant surgeon?
After a regrettable brain transplant, he turned around to his wife and said:
Brain transplants will never work
I had a bunch of metal pipes inside of me after my lung transplant.
Guess they got the wrong organ donor.
Heart transplant is a really heart touching surgery
There was a post about a teen holding his own heart in his hands after a heart transplant, I thought these comments belonged here
I've had a cheap hair transplant. It's made from cat hair.
Only trouble is, every time my wife strokes it, I stick my ass in the air.
I used to disagree with organ transplants...
...but I've had a change of heart.
A blind man is going into surgery today for a cornea transplant.
He hopes by tomorrow, he’ll get to see everyone.
I didn’t want to get the brain transplant.
But after I met the surgeon he changed my mind.
I nearly got into a fight with a guy at the transplant ward.
"Do you want a piece of me?" I asked him.
A friend of mine got an organ transplant recently
His life is now organized.
The nurse just told me that they can no longer perform the transplant.
My surgeon wanted to tell me, but he didn't have the heart.
I'll do anything for a below waist transplant
I had reservations about getting a hand transplant initially...
Afterwards, I felt differently.
I need a liver transplant, luckily you can just get them from Amazon these days. It should be arriving today...
The tracker says it's 'out for delivery'
I got an arm transplant at a great price yesterday.
It was discounted at the second hand store.
I want a brain transplant... change my mind.
I need a brain transplant
Transplant (Author isn’t me, but I don’t know who it is)
I refuse to get a brain transplant
Unless, that is, you change my mind
My wife needs a cornea transplant, but the waiting list is too long!
We really need a faster wife-eye provider.
Did you hear about the guy who got the hand transplant?
He's feeling much better now
My friend Ed had a brain transplant.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You can keep that in mind
What is it called when your knee transplant fails?
Transplant nurses,
they just can't stand rejection!
I have a plan to transplant a rabbit's cerebellum into a human skull.
It's a hare-brained scheme.
Brain transplant. (Found on r/dankmemes
I was going to get a brain transplant
But the idea of opening up your head really changes your mind.
I wasn't originally going to have a brain transplant....
.....but then I changed my mind.
At first I wasn't going to get a brain transplant,
but then I changed my mind.
I was all set to get a brain transplant.
I decided to have a brain transplant.
I was going to get a head transplant
I wasn't originally planning on getting a brain transplant
But then I changed my mind
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant...
...but then I changed my mind.
I wasn't originally planning to get a brain transplant
But then I changed my mind
I didn’t always want a brain transplant,
but then I changed my mind.
I was gonna get a brain transplant.
but the I changed my mind.
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant
But then I changed my mind.
I want a brain transplant
For years I was against organ transplants
Then I had a change of heart
I'm having a brain transplant,
I don't think you can change my mind now.
I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind
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