I've had a cheap hair transplant. It's made from cat hair.

Only trouble is, every time my wife strokes it, I stick my ass in the air.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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Patrick Stewart has had a hair transplant

Now it's like he's never baldly gone.

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👤︎ u/Orlen86
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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I got a hair transplant about a year ago and didn't really like it at first...

But then it grew on me.

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👤︎ u/megatron51
📅︎ Jul 14 2016
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I had a hair transplant and I wasn't happy

at first, but I think it's starting to grow on me.

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A man needs an ear transplant

He gets to the hospital and they say "sorry but we have no human ears left, but we can get you one from a pig"

The man agrees and the transplant goes ahead. He grows out his hair a little so people won't notice and then waits for his check up.

The doctors ask "How are you enjoy your new ear?" and the man says "It's okay, but there's a little crackling in it"

(credit to my dad for trolling me)

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👤︎ u/Userguy_1
📅︎ Dec 01 2016
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