Anesthesia Puns

Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Surgeon: Yeah sure. Knock yourself out.

I said, “Thanks, but we already picked a name.”

The ether bunny.

I guess that's what happens when you're under the command of General Anesthesia.

It was an ether/oar situation.

General Anesthesia always helped put internal disputes to bed.

Because I am going down unda’! (Anesthesia... I’m having surgery today.)

My parents and I were eating dinner and talking about how Joan Rivers died after being put under anesthesia for a procedure that could have been forgone. My mom, a doctor, compared it to a colonoscopy in the sense that it is a routine procedure you get put under anesthesia for but you don't expect to die from.

Dad: Can't they perform colonoscopies now by having the patient swallow a pill with a camera?

Mom/Dr: They can but they won't be able to see the whole colon.

Dad: So, semicolon?

I said, “Thanks, but we already picked a name.”